Worst thing you'v ever received in the mail?

[TitanDiddly]

I was talking to my friend today and he told me that somebody had put some fish in a trash bag, then rolled over the top and turned it upside down in the box, so when he went to lift the bag from the box, it stayed long enough to get out of the box, but unrolled after he picked it up, so that all the nasty fish went all over the floor. Luckily, he was on tile. He said it smelled like they'd left the box out in the sun for a few days... ugh. He can't remember who he pissed off recently, though. What's the worst thing you've ever gotten in the mail?

 

[AlienCraft]

A CitiBank Credit Card :disgust:

 

[FreshFish]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
A CitiBank Credit Card :disgust:

forreal

 

[BigJimbo]

we caught a huge snook (fish) one night...started to clean it noticed it had worms...

so we drove to a friends house and tied it to the exhaust pipe...

not a mailbox....but the fish brought back the memory

 

[TitanDiddly]

OK, I admit it. This was just a ploy to get people to give me ideas for nasty things to mail someone. Let's hear the suggestions.

 

[mchammer]

ban

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

My mom sent me a bra in an envelope over the mail. That was pretty confusing lol.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
My mom sent me a bra in an envelope over the mail. That was pretty confusing lol.

Is there something we should know about your relationship with your mom?

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Ned

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
My mom sent me a bra in an envelope over the mail. That was pretty confusing lol.

Is there something we should know about your relationship with your mom?

No, she found a bra that she thought my gf would like so she sent it to me. She didn't even warn me it was coming or anything. I don't remember what the note said, but it was pretty creepy. She didn't even realize she was being strange when she did it.

I had her read back the note to herself and she was pretty embarrassed. :laugh:

 

[TBone48]

I get a monthly demand for payment from my mortgage holder. That's the worst.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Ned

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
My mom sent me a bra in an envelope over the mail. That was pretty confusing lol.

Is there something we should know about your relationship with your mom?

No, she found a bra that she thought my gf would like so she sent it to me. She didn't even warn me it was coming or anything. I don't remember what the note said, but it was pretty creepy. She didn't even realize she was being strange when she did it.

I had her read back the note to herself and she was pretty embarrassed. :laugh:

Is there something we should know about your girlfriends relationship with your mom?

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
A CitiBank Credit Card :disgust:

QFT.

I cancelled my CitiCard this past week because they are so bad.

 

[Kyle]

hmmm...I've used them for a couple years and havent had any problems...
*knocks on wood*

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Ned

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
My mom sent me a bra in an envelope over the mail. That was pretty confusing lol.

Is there something we should know about your relationship with your mom?

No, she found a bra that she thought my gf would like so she sent it to me. She didn't even warn me it was coming or anything. I don't remember what the note said, but it was pretty creepy. She didn't even realize she was being strange when she did it.

I had her read back the note to herself and she was pretty embarrassed. :laugh:

Is there something we should know about your girlfriends relationship with your mom?

Oh baby. No.

And I think it was actually supposed to be a camisole, but it looked very lingerie-ish. She sent it to Yoyo right around Valentine's Day with a card that said that she thought she knew of a special young lady who might enjoy getting this, and insisted on us taking pictures and sending them to her.

:Q

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: LadyBuggy

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Ned

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
My mom sent me a bra in an envelope over the mail. That was pretty confusing lol.

Is there something we should know about your relationship with your mom?

No, she found a bra that she thought my gf would like so she sent it to me. She didn't even warn me it was coming or anything. I don't remember what the note said, but it was pretty creepy. She didn't even realize she was being strange when she did it.

I had her read back the note to herself and she was pretty embarrassed. :laugh:

Is there something we should know about your girlfriends relationship with your mom?

Oh baby. No.

And I think it was actually supposed to be a camisole, but it looked very lingerie-ish. She sent it to Yoyo right around Valentine's Day with a card that said that she thought she knew of a special young lady who might enjoy getting this, and insisted on us taking pictures and sending them to her.

:Q

Oh yeah, that was it. I couldn't remember why the message was creepy :laugh:

 

[BentValve]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
A CitiBank Credit Card :disgust:

That is a hell of a lot better than a Providian Credit Card.