Worst Stripper Ever?

guyver01

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Sep 25, 2000
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http://www.denverpost.com/business/ci_11257798

Jerica Roush's power was shut off Wednesday, the second time in the past month her home went dark.

The 19-year-old, a dancer at Oasis Cabaret gentlemen's club in Adams County, said the sinking economy has drastically cut her wages, making it harder to pay the bills.

"It's the economy, the wintertime, Christmas, everything," Roush said Wednesday afternoon while applying for financial assistance from the state Low-income Energy Assistance Program.

This week, she made $18 for a day's worth of work. She used to make $100 a day.

:shocked:


Sucks no pic... altho i dont know if i'd wanna see one.
 

lupi

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Apr 8, 2001
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Roush has a 1-year-old daughter and lives with her sister-in-law, Jennifer Martinez, who is unemployed and has two children of her own.



maybe it's time to keep the couche closed.
 

guyver01

Lifer
Sep 25, 2000
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Originally posted by: TallBill
Why is that news?


>shrug< slow news day?

>shrug< people can't stop complaining and providing examples of the failing economy?
 

ZzZGuy

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$100 a day?

I've seen more thrown at a stripper during one dance on stage. Though I've also seen just ugly or fat ones that I have no idea how they got hired get hardly a cent.

Pics are required for informed opinion.
 

MichaelD

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Jan 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: lupi
Roush has a 1-year-old daughter and lives with her sister-in-law, Jennifer Martinez, who is unemployed and has two children of her own.



maybe it's time to keep the couche closed.

Though I've no idea WTF a "couche" is, I agree with your assessment of the main point, which you quoted. The stripper is a slut with an infant who lives with her brother's wife who has no job and two kids...who is also probably an ex-stripper...and a meth-head.

Trailer trash. White trash. Welfare gobblers. Burdens on society.

Ah...every time I watch All In The Family reruns and listen to them sing the theme song, I realize how far into the toilet our great country has gone. It really did begin it's death with the end of "The Greatest Generation."
 

SsupernovaE

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Originally posted by: ZzZGuy
$100 a day?

I've seen more thrown at a stripper during one dance on stage. Though I've also seen just ugly or fat ones that I have no idea how they got hired get hardly a cent.

Pics are required for informed opinion.

Believe me, there are PLENTY of people out there with much lower standards than ATOT.
 

Kelvrick

Lifer
Feb 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: lupi
Roush has a 1-year-old daughter and lives with her sister-in-law, Jennifer Martinez, who is unemployed and has two children of her own.



maybe it's time to keep the couche closed.

Though I've no idea WTF a "couche" is, I agree with your assessment of the main point, which you quoted. The stripper is a slut with an infant who lives with her brother's wife who has no job and two kids...who is also probably an ex-stripper...and a meth-head.

Trailer trash. White trash. Welfare gobblers. Burdens on society.

Ah...every time I watch All In The Family reruns and listen to them sing the theme song, I realize how far into the toilet our great country has gone. It really did begin it's death with the end of "The Greatest Generation."

The greatest generation only happened because it grew up after the great depression. Maybe we'll get another one.

But then I guess we'll need the rest of the world to go to war and buy all our products to pull us back out.
 

DayLaPaul

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Replace "Worst" with "Ugliest" and the article makes a lot more sense. Any stripper who can't hustle men out of more than 2 drinks a night needs to find a new line of work. Or a boob job. Something.
 

OCGuy

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Jul 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: SsupernovaE
Originally posted by: ZzZGuy
$100 a day?

I've seen more thrown at a stripper during one dance on stage. Though I've also seen just ugly or fat ones that I have no idea how they got hired get hardly a cent.

Pics are required for informed opinion.

Believe me, there are PLENTY of people out there with much lower standards than ATOT.


If I'm paying $20 at the door, and drinking a $10 sprite, you can damn well be sure that I have high standards when paying $30 for a tits-in-my-face dance and a crappy knee-job.
 

NL5

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Apr 28, 2003
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Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Originally posted by: SsupernovaE
Originally posted by: ZzZGuy
$100 a day?

I've seen more thrown at a stripper during one dance on stage. Though I've also seen just ugly or fat ones that I have no idea how they got hired get hardly a cent.

Pics are required for informed opinion.

Believe me, there are PLENTY of people out there with much lower standards than ATOT.


If I'm paying $20 at the door, and drinking a $10 sprite, you can damn well be sure that I have high standards when paying $30 for a tits-in-my-face dance and a crappy knee-job.


$20 at the door??!?!?!? And Sprite? WTF?


 

DayLaPaul

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He's probably going to an 18+ juice bar if he's paying that steep a cover and not drinking alcohol.
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Originally posted by: SsupernovaE
Originally posted by: ZzZGuy
$100 a day?

I've seen more thrown at a stripper during one dance on stage. Though I've also seen just ugly or fat ones that I have no idea how they got hired get hardly a cent.

Pics are required for informed opinion.

Believe me, there are PLENTY of people out there with much lower standards than ATOT.


If I'm paying $20 at the door, and drinking a $10 sprite, you can damn well be sure that I have high standards when paying $30 for a tits-in-my-face dance and a crappy knee-job.

/Googles "knee job"...WTF?
 

joesmoke

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Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Originally posted by: SsupernovaE
Originally posted by: ZzZGuy
$100 a day?

I've seen more thrown at a stripper during one dance on stage. Though I've also seen just ugly or fat ones that I have no idea how they got hired get hardly a cent.

Pics are required for informed opinion.

Believe me, there are PLENTY of people out there with much lower standards than ATOT.


If I'm paying $20 at the door, and drinking a $10 sprite, you can damn well be sure that I have high standards when paying $30 for a tits-in-my-face dance and a crappy knee-job.

/Googles "knee job"...WTF?


STEP ON MY CUBES!!!

</stewie>
 

OCGuy

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Jul 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: DayLaPaul
He's probably going to an 18+ juice bar if he's paying that steep a cover and not drinking alcohol.


Full nude = no alcohol. Topless = alcohol.


And if you dont know what a knee-job is, then im sure youve never had a lapdance. Or at least one in a state that allows them to actually be in your lap.
 

Babbles

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Jan 4, 2001
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We discovered that in Pittsburgh it will cost you $600 for a stripper to piss on you.