Worst songs to lose your virginity to...

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My wife and I were having a conversation last night that somehow steered itself to the topic of music that was playing when we each lost our virginity. For her it was some Led Zepplin song, but she couldn't remember which exactly. For me there wasn't any music. The topic took a turn for the worse and we started talking about the *worst* songs to lose your virginity too...

Some candidates included..
- Fat Bottom Girls by Queen
- Dead and Bloated by STP
- F'ing Hostile by Pantera
- Hooker with a Penis by Tool

But the runaway vote for worst song to lose your virginity too....

Rape Me - Nirvana

 

[Printer Bandit]

radiohead - creep is probably the *best* song.

 

[Ns1]

stinkfist

 

[nerp]

Mr. Roboto.

 

[Away]

Prison Sex.

I suspect Tool is going to be mentioned quite a bit in this thread.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Black Sabbath - Walk Away

 

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Prison Sex.

I suspect Tool is going to mentioned quite a bit in this thread.

That one immediately came to mind after posting this thread.

In fact I texted it to my wife just a few minutes ago.

:sneaky:

 

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Closer by NIN was another mentioned last night.

 

[SillyOReilly]

Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me

I get dizzy
I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo

I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me

Can she prance up a hill?
No, no, no, no, no
Can she dance a quadrille?
No, no, no, no, no
Does she fit in your coupe?
By herself she's a group
Could she possibly
Sit upon your knee?
No, no, no

We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
And she's too fat for me
But she's just right for me
We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
Yeah, she's too fat,
Much too fat
But she's just right for me

She's so charming
And she's so winning
But it's alarming
When she goes in swimming

We don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
But she's just right for me
So I sure want her, you can't have her
She's just right for me
But she's too fat!
She's not too fat!
She's just right for me!

She's a twosome,
She's a foursome
If she'd lose some
I would like her more some

I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
Much too fat
She's too fat for me
Hey!

 

[swanysto]

one minute man by missy elliot.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Jethro Tull, Aqualung

Sitting on a park bench
eye-ing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck...

 

[Ns1]

Prison Sex.

I suspect Tool is going to be mentioned quite a bit in this thread.

which is really funny because me and the gf love fucking to tool.

gotta setup the ipad boombox tonight. LOL

 

[shortylickens]

Dunno.
I lost my virginity to whatever college rock was popular back in 1997. Couldn't even tell you the names of the songs.

Later on I found I prefer making love to Miles Davis stuff.

 

[eits]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9PuAm7d0PA

/thread

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I don't see how Hooker with a Penis or Stinkfist would be bad to lose your virginity to... They're both good and loud with a pounding rhythm. I didn't lose my virginity to any music, but I've had sex with Tool or Nine Inch Nails playing in the background, and it generally improves the experience.

Maynard's Dick might be a little awkward, if only because I would invariably refer to the chick as Maynard at some point.

 

[Ns1]

I don't see how Hooker with a Penis or Stinkfist would be bad to lose your virginity to... They're both good and loud with a pounding rhythm. I didn't lose my virginity to any music, but I've had sex with Tool or Nine Inch Nails playing in the background, and it generally improves the experience.

Maynard's Dick might be a little awkward, if only because I would invariably refer to the chick as Maynard at some point.

I don't know, it's the thought of losing your virginity while a guy is singing about shoving an arm up your ass until the elbow.

 

[zephyrprime]

Mr. Roboto.

LOL! That would be awesome! The geek girl of my dreams.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Nothing was on the radio at the time.

Also, I suspect that this thread will be full of bull.

We know that most of ATOT still has theirs or have lost it to their right hand. :biggrin:

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Madonna - Like a Virgin. That might make you self-conscious.

 

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Madonna - Like a Virgin. That might make you self-conscious.

:whiste: Touched for the very first time....

 

[mnewsham]

No music was playing my first time, but I have had sex to some dubstep, it got...interesting o.o

 

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Nothing was on the radio at the time.

Also, I suspect that this thread will be full of bull.

We know that most of ATOT still has theirs or have lost it to their right hand. :biggrin:

So in that case.....

Just Beat It
Micheal Jackson

 

[T_Yamamoto]

No music was playing my first time, but I have had sex to some dubstep, it got...interesting o.o

I bet

 

[natto fire]

Trouser Minnow - Rapeman

Musically, it is actually a pretty good fuck song, but the lyrics and screaming at the chorus detracts.

Considering he made the album "Songs About Fucking" as Big Black, I suppose Albini knows best.

 

[Bazake]

Flight of the Bumblebee - Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov