Worst review ever?

[zagood]

Awesome.
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/str...vsmartians/review.html

"Do not play, look at, or even think about this mangled wreck of a strategy game."
"The Good - Dancing Stalin.
"The Bad - It isn't fun, and it isn't funny
"No strategy involved
"Frustrating, broken missions
"Excruciating sound design
"Loads of technical problems."

 

[geoffry]

Lol, IGN really let this thing have it too.

 

[sandorski]

The Developer promised it would be a RTS for RTS Haters. I think they were right and should get Points for that.

 

[BlueWeasel]

Nope, Big Rigs holds that title
Be sure to read the actual review.

 

[Jeeebus]

This game inspired me to create my first user-made forum avatar.

Fear the dancing Stalin

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
This game inspired me to create my first user-made forum avatar.

Fear the dancing Stalin

:laugh:

 

[9mak9]

Extreme Watersports

This is too good...especially when it starts with "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."

 

[9mak9]

I cannot remember which game it was but the pros for the game were when you throw the disc against the wall it breaks into 100 satisfying pieces. The cons were besides the game...the pieces of the disc might ricochet and cut you.

 

[Barfo]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Nope, Big Rigs holds that title
Be sure to read the actual review.

A Classic of bad reviews.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
This game inspired me to create my first user-made forum avatar.

Fear the dancing Stalin

The problem with the Dancing Stalin is that they recycled the exact same animations used for the Dancing Baby what, 13 years ago? I guess most people wouldn't notice but little details like that bug me.

 

[TheVrolok]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Nope, Big Rigs holds that title
Be sure to read the actual review.

First thing I thought of .. and man, that video review is even better.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Wait, that is actually a game? I thought it was a joke.

 

[cirrhosis]

I thought of picking this up on Impulse over the weekend for a laugh. I'm so glad I saw this thread!

 

[Sam25]

A 1.5 rating...this game really sucks!

 

[AmberClad]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
The problem with the Dancing Stalin is that they recycled the exact same animations used for the Dancing Baby what, 13 years ago? I guess most people wouldn't notice but little details like that bug me.

Maybe it's intended to be campy humor. Sounds like the effort fell flat though. I actually saw this game on Steam a while ago, wondered if it'd turn out to be another of those indie hits. Guess not .