Worst porn scene intro

mekon

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The intro to The Muppet Show. Ms Piggy squealed too much during the show as well to be convincing.
 

daniel1113

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Worst scene? These scripts come straight out of my real life experiences. Nothing like a threesome after getting nailed by a frisbee.
 

shortylickens

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I have seen much porn in my day. Your pick was barely worthy of comment.
There are many worse scenes in the smut world. They try way too hard in the porn-with-plot arena and it usually comes off silly.
 

pontifex

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lol, didn't he say garter snake in the beginning and then out jumps a fucking boa constrictor?


and the other one "i can't go to jail, i'm only a teenager" lmao!!! maybe 10 years ago!!! i love when movies try to pass older chicks off as teens and it's painfully obvious they aren't.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: daniel1113
Worst scene? These scripts come straight out of my real life experiences. Nothing like a threesome after getting nailed by a frisbee.

and like a frisbee thrown by a limp wristed bimbo at 2 feet is going to hurt someone, let alone knock them out or kill them, lol
 

CPA

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that's the biggest f'in garter snake I've ever seen. lol.
 

Ruptga

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:laugh: That's impressive, know I've never wrestled such a large puppet before.

As for the second one, what was that frisbee made out of DU? :confused:
 

Lean L

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That was a good laugh. I do remember one that I've seen with a cop though that was harilarious. The chick was in the car twisting the wheel, then the cop (sitting in the same car) comes from her passenger seat and pulls her over... I was like WHAT?