Worst pick up line you've ever heard used (or used yourself)

[AFB]

"Later you can come over to my place and we can configure my new Dell laptop together from their catalog"

 

[xSauronx]

so this is how you make lifer....yet remain obscure?

 

[yankeesfan]

I haven't tried this one out yet, but I read it on here somewhere:

"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

 

[NanoStuff]

I'd like some sex please.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Hey, is that a TI-89? Sure puts my TI-83 plus to shame? Can it really graph 3D images?

 

[her209]

"Do you have kids? Want some?"

 

[xtknight]

Have any rootkits?

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

I heard this about this really awkward guy I know:

"So... if you want to go to prom wtih me... you can" I almost crashed my car into the wall when my friend told me that one...

 

[dawnbug]

"Do you have any change for the bus?"
"No, sorry."
"Oh. Well, that was a lie. I don't really need change for the bus. I just wanted to come talk to you. Would you go out with me?"
"Uhh..."

Edit: This was how I was propositioned from a bus stop while stopped at a red light on my bike.

 

[Gautama2]

Did you have Lucky Charms this morning? Because you look magically delicious!

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
I'd like some sex please.

haha...sometimes that all but works

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: xSauronx
so this is how you make lifer....yet remain obscure?

There are other forums besides OT. The OP also spends alot of time in the Software forum.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Me: Hi, do you like apples?

Her: Um...yeah I like apples.

Me: Whatta ya say we go back to my place and I fvck the sh*t outta ya? How ya like them apples?

Her: :shocked:

Me:

 

[xtknight]

Originally posted by: MrsJello
"Do you have any change for the bus?"
"No, sorry."
"Oh. Well, that was a lie. I don't really need change for the bus. I just wanted to come talk to you. Would you go out with me?"
"Uhh..."

Edit: This was how I was propositioned from a bus stop while stopped at a red light on my bike.

Damn and I thought I was having a bad day today...

 

[Fritzo]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[compuwiz1]

Need a job? I will hire you, and you can work under me for a couple hours.

 

[Rogodin2]

This library has 3 floors and I'll fvck you on every one.

(this works as long as you're in a library, tall, wellspoken and handsome)

Rogo

 

[Rob9874]

Did you just fart?
Cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded?
Cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrhea...
I can't hold it in.

 

[daveymark]

?Hey guys, I need a female perspective on something. This?ll only take a minute. My roommate?s girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a dresser drawer, and she?s really upset about it.

It?s nothing bad, just pictures of him and ex-girlfriends on vacation and old love letters he got in high school and stuff. But for some reason his girlfriend is freaking out about this and wants him to get rid of it or she?s threatening to break up with him.

Is this normal female behavior??

this pickup line is only bad if you don't follow it up with some DHV's, as well as a few qualifiers and negs.

 

[dawnbug]

Oh, I've got another one-- "Wow, your hands are really warm. It must be because you're so hot."

:shudder:

 

[Gautama2]

Originally posted by: MrsJello
Oh, I've got another one-- "Wow, your hands are really warm. It must be because you're so hot."

:shudder:

So THATS how Jelly nabbed you?

 

[dawnbug]

Originally posted by: Gautama2

Originally posted by: MrsJello
Oh, I've got another one-- "Wow, your hands are really warm. It must be because you're so hot."

:shudder:

So THATS how Jelly nabbed you?

:laugh: I was blown away by his wit and intellect.

 

[Rogodin2]

Love has no worth as a pickup line.

Rogo

 

[Printer Bandit]

is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

 

[homercles337]

u lik teh sex?