worst lunch ever

[wheresmybacon]

I walked to this deli place closest to my building because I?m under a time crunch for a project. They roast their own turkey and have great turkey sandwiches. Well today I thought I?d be adventurous and get something new: the TURKEY AVOCADO WRAP

In hindsight I wouldn?t feed this thing to my dog. Apparently the meat in the Wrap is made up of the dark stuff, gristle, and fat that doesn?t make it into the sandwiches?and I find that curious because the wrap is more expensive than the sammies? Anyway, each bite was an adventure. If I wasn?t biting in to 2 day old, dark-brown bitter avocado, I was getting meatfatgristle in un-chewable globs that somehow had the consistency of gelatin. I should have taken it back, but I got it to go, and I?m the type of person that will forego complaining and just not go back.

I literally feel sick right now.

 

[chairbornrangerx]

I would've walked up to the counter, and thrown it at the person who made it... then just walked out.

 

[Dacalo]

Originally posted by: chairbornrangerx
I would've walked up to the counter, and thrown it at the person who made it... then just walked out.

A la Dunkin Donuts?

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: chairbornrangerx
I would've walked up to the counter, and thrown it at the person who made it... then just walked out.

No you wouldn't.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: chairbornrangerx
I would've walked up to the counter, and thrown it at the person who made it... then just walked out.

No you wouldn't.

Oh no you didn't!

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: chairbornrangerx
I would've walked up to the counter, and thrown it at the person who made it... then just walked out.

You'll eat your dammned wrap and you'll like it.

 

[wheresmybacon]

my main gripe is i basically paid for stuff that should have been thrown away.

avocado is extremely perishable and for that reason, it's expensive. it doesn't keep. THROW THE SH!T OUT!

 

[VTHodge]

I couldn't afford lunch today, so I licked the bottom of my boots.

I wish I had a low-quality turkey avacado wrap.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: VTHodge
I couldn't afford lunch today, so I licked the bottom of my boots.

I wish I had a low-quality turkey avacado wrap.

Sell your computer and cancel your internet until you can really afford them.

 

[WhiteKnight]

That sounds bad, but I think my lunch was worse. I was reading a website about captchas, and under the sample captchas there was a barely distorted goatse. Suddenly my bagel did not seem so appetizing.

 

[VTHodge]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: VTHodge
I couldn't afford lunch today, so I licked the bottom of my boots.

I wish I had a low-quality turkey avacado wrap.

Sell your computer and cancel your internet until you can really afford them.

To argue to point, I would have to admit that I was posting at work. But then you would know I have a job, and therefore money. Trapped in my web of lies again.

My boots really are dirty though.