Worst Line...

[DaBoneHead]

A coworker of mine (definitely NOT a friend) used this line about a year ago in a bar in Tampa... for some reason it just came back to me, and I thought I would share:

"Your parents must have been THIEVES to steal so many stars from the sky to put that twinkle in your eye."

No sh!t. He said that. I almost died.

I was wondering (mainly for the women out there) what was positively the worst pickup line ever tried on you. Come on, be honest.

 

[convex]

heh, want to be really smooth...

You work for ups? 'cause i noticed you've been checking out my package all night long

...you are bound to impress them with that

 

[Total Refected Power]

Bend over.

 

[DaBoneHead]

Convex..

I just spit coffee on my monitor, now look at what you made me do... I'm sending the cleaning bill FedEx (not UPS).

 

[bigvince]

i heard a guy once trying to mack it to this bit... i mean girl and he said this:

"girl you must drink alot of apple juice cause you are veryfine!"

i almost died laughing at him and so did the girl.

 

[Isla]

"Hey, you" (drunk guy shouts from across the bar)

"ummm... are you talking to me?"

"Yeah, you... did you know you are the most beautiful girl I have seen in my life?" (drunk guy shouts, knocking his glass over)

Why, thank you. How nice of you to say that. Goodbye.

This also explains why I never did get into the bar scene...

 

[Isla]

TRP

LOL!!!!

Dabonehead... why are you asking? Need help or something?

 

[abracadabra1]

hey baby

 

[DaBoneHead]

Isla...

Hahaha. You would know

Actually, just had one of those "deja vu" moments. I cracked up, so I thought I would share.

There was also another line made by a friend of mine named Vinney, though he was doing it just to be a jerk to a chick:

&quot;You like apples? <she replies 'ya'> Well, how about I bend you over the bar and F$#@ you up the @$$, you like dem apples?&quot;

That was funny. Her eyes were bigger than baseballs when he said that.

 

[thebestMAX]

Best and worse line-

I can lick my eyebrows.

 

[Total Refected Power]

DaBoneHead:

I think I like your coworkers line better.

What your &quot;friend&quot; said was nasty.

 

[Isla]

aw, c'mon Bone... You know I was j/k!!!!

And your story only makes me more sure I didn't miss anything good by skipping out on the bar scene! Over priced drinks, guys looking to score... nah, not me.

 

[Total Refected Power]

Skipped the bar scene too. Worked for me. I have known some great ladies over the years.

 

[HoopDogg]

I'm a guy, but these are just ones I wanna try out for fun, cause hey I don't mean em' and I could care less what people think of me!!

Can you tell me if my tongue tastes funny?

Wow! You're cute! Do you have a sister? (or if you really wanna shock her, do you have a brother)

I see cleavage!!! (And, believe it or not, I've seen that one actually work! Ouch....)