Worst Job What do you think is the worst job?-

[heartsurgeon]

i knew someone who worked for the county picking up road kill from the streets - eeecccch!

 

[gogeeta13]

<< Mop boy in a "viewing room" at a porn store >>



hahhaa. Clerks, what a great movie

 

[swayinOtis]

<< Anandtech Moderator >>



lol. yeah, who the heck would want to read every thread in here every day? jeez, you couldn't pay me to do that.

i worked with a girl who used to work in a chicken processing plant. she worked "the anus," i swear.

i saw a guy on "the man show" who was a turkey masturbator. evidently turkey's can't actually do it so a guy has to collect the sperm by masturbating the turkey.

anyone that works in an old folks home.

nurses. imagine giving a 80 year old a sponge bath or inserting a catheter.

 

[MrHappyMonkey]

<< i saw a guy on "the man show" who was a turkey masturbator. evidently turkey's can't actually do it so a guy has to collect the sperm by masturbating the turkey.
>>



LMAO! That will look GREAT on your resume!
---
prospetive employer: so, what kind of job did you do before?
prospetive employee: well, I masturbated turkeys.

 

[DDad]

I don't recall all the details, and may have the brand name wrong- but here goes-

Had a rough day on the job? Feel like you have the worst job in the world?, Well, this should make you feel better:

Go to WalMart, and buy a Johnson &Johnson rectal thermometer. Go Home
Take a nice warm bath to get good and relaxed. Lay down on the bed
Remove the thermometer from it's package, and carefully lay off to the side. Remove the instructions
Read instructions till you get to the part "Every Johnson & Johnston brand rectal thermometer has been personally tested"

Say to Self "Thank God I don't work for Johnston & Johnston"

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Assistant crack whore... classic

 

[markjrubin]

http://www.studentmagazine.com/thisweek/thisweek_article.asp?articleID=213

 

[peto]

<< Assistant Crack Whore >>

Damn that's what came into my head.

 

[whitelight]

getting stuck behind a desk in the basement of the office.. just like that guy in office space.. damn, forgot his name.

 

[perry]

<< I don't recall all the details, and may have the brand name wrong- but here goes-

Had a rough day on the job? Feel like you have the worst job in the world?, Well, this should make you feel better:

Go to WalMart, and buy a Johnson &Johnson rectal thermometer. Go Home
Take a nice warm bath to get good and relaxed. Lay down on the bed
Remove the thermometer from it's package, and carefully lay off to the side. Remove the instructions
Read instructions till you get to the part "Every Johnson & Johnston brand rectal thermometer has been personally tested"

Say to Self "Thank God I don't work for Johnston & Johnston" >>



Damn it! You stole mine!

 

[Herbman]

I would say working at a garbage dump site in the hot summer.

I went last summer and made a dump run. I got out and practicaly gaged. The odor was so strong and bad.

I watched the dudes directing tracffic and could not belive these guy's could stand in the heat wiffing the stench all day.

It reminded me what hell would be like.

 

[pamchenko]

the "actors" who allow clueless med students practice rectal exams on them.