Worst Halloween Candies to Get/Give Out

[edtsui]

Just reminded of that one bit Jerry Seinfeld would do about the crap Halloween candy he got as a kid, things like the "orange marshmallow shaped like a peanut." So what did you dread seeing?

I hated seeing Butterscotch.

 

[pyonir]

Bit O Honey and DOTS. Those were the ones i hated the most. Or anything involving candy corn and peanuts. Blech.

 

[buck]

Anything that isn't sealed.

As a kid, I hated getting fruit and other healthy crap.

 

[Anubis]

fruit

 

[MrWizzard]

Back when I still did trick or treating, there was a guy who handed out toothbrushes.....

 

[meltdown75]

pennies and apples... frickin pricks

 

[StevenYoo]

pennies.

healthy crap

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: MrWizzard
Back when I still did trick or treating, there was a guy who handed out toothbrushes.....

I said this in another thread, but I got a calculator one time. Only had basic functions, and still pretty damn crappy. Wouldn't giving candy be cheaper?

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
pennies and apples... frickin pricks

Hahaha, I never heard of giving out pennies. Wow thats a dick move. I like it, hell thats definitely worth giving to teenagers that don't dress up.

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: HammerCurl

Originally posted by: meltdown75
pennies and apples... frickin pricks

Hahaha, I never heard of giving out pennies. Wow thats a dick move. I like it, hell thats definitely worth giving to teenagers that don't dress up.

Yeah, and the pennies didn't taste good either. :|

 

[imported_LoKe]

Plain chips. =[

 

[pnad]

Butterscotch is delicious, but it is a pretty lame trick-or-treat candy.

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Bit O Honey

 

[Quasmo]

Black Licorice
/thread


(As an adult, I either give out only black licorice, or I put out an empty bowl that says "take one" on it) I'm an ass

 

[mobobuff]

When I was a kid, the most unsatisfying candy to get were those STUPID black and orange taffies.

"Trick Or Treat!"
*dumps a few black and orange taffies into bag*
"Yeah, thanks, I'm totally gonna go home and unwrap these confectionery pieces of shit."

Pic

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: edtsui
Just reminded of that one bit Jerry Seinfeld would do about the crap Halloween candy he got as a kid, things like the "orange marshmallow shaped like a peanut." So what did you dread seeing?

I hated seeing Butterscotch.

Both of those were yummy!
I never liked those peanut butter-like ones in the plain black or orange wrappers.

Originally posted by: mobobuff
When I was a kid, the most unsatisfying candy to get were those STUPID black and orange taffies.

"Trick Or Treat!"
*dumps a few black and orange taffies into bag*
"Yeah, thanks, I'm totally gonna go home and unwrap these confectionery pieces of shit."

Pic

Yes, those! :|

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Anubis
fruit

yep.

little old ladies giving out bruised apples. i hated that.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Black Licorice
/thread


(As an adult, I either give out only black licorice, or I put out an empty bowl that says "take one" on it) I'm an ass

I :heart: black licorice

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MrWizzard
Back when I still did trick or treating, there was a guy who handed out toothbrushes.....

excellent treat!

 

[Patt]

I'm trying to remember the name of it ... it is gum that looks like chicklets, but is pink and tastes like soap ... :|

edit: Thrills ... nastiest candy/gum ever.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MrWizzard
Back when I still did trick or treating, there was a guy who handed out toothbrushes.....

excellent treat!

You're bias.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: edtsui
Just reminded of that one bit Jerry Seinfeld would do about the crap Halloween candy he got as a kid, things like the "orange marshmallow shaped like a peanut." So what did you dread seeing?

I hated seeing Butterscotch.

Both of those were yummy!
I never liked those peanut butter-like ones in the plain black or orange wrappers.

Originally posted by: mobobuff
When I was a kid, the most unsatisfying candy to get were those STUPID black and orange taffies.

"Trick Or Treat!"
*dumps a few black and orange taffies into bag*
"Yeah, thanks, I'm totally gonna go home and unwrap these confectionery pieces of shit."

Pic

Yes, those! :|

I feel the hurt .

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: MrWizzard
Back when I still did trick or treating, there was a guy who handed out toothbrushes.....

We had a house that handed out books based on your age.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MrWizzard
Back when I still did trick or treating, there was a guy who handed out toothbrushes.....

excellent treat!

You're bias.

i'd give you toothpaste.

 

[Geekbabe]

My husband bought a 10 pound bag of assorted candies to give out tonight... none of the candies are anything we like. He says our Halloween will happen tomorrow when all the good chocolate goes on sale.

Can you imagine being a child trick or treating,going up to the door,ringing the bell and having Red Dawn appear? lol!!!