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Worst haircut EVER (rant-ish) EDIT: Pics added

CarlKillerMiller

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So I go into my usual greatclips to get my usual haircut. it's nothing really fancy or complicated. When I get there, only two women are on the shift. One looks alright, but the other one is shaking REALLY BAD. She looks pretty old, and she seriously took like a minute to put our phone number into their computer, as she kept shaking and hitting the wrong keys. So OF COURSE I get shake lady, and you know how they have 5 numbered clips for the electric razor thingy? she goes through ALL FIVE, instead of just giving me the one I wanted. the haircut took 45 minutes, no jokes. I could feel her quivering when the scissors were on my head, and basically prayed that she wouldn't miss. I mean, I understand that she's trying her best and everything, but haircuts cost like 11 dollars now, and I don't want to toss it away.

And now it looks pretty awful.

picture #1

picture #2
 

Chumpman

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Feb 26, 2003
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happened to me a while back, she actually cut the guy in front of me; at that point i knew i was screwed. Luckily there was another great clips closeby, i was able to go to them and they fixed me up free of charge
 

MartyMcFly3

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Jan 18, 2003
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Originally posted by: Chraticn
So I go into my usual greatclips to get my usual haircut. it's nothing really fancy or complicated. When I get there, only two women are on the shift. One looks alright, but the other one is shaking REALLY BAD. She looks pretty old, and she seriously took like a minute to put our phone number into their computer, as she kept shaking and hitting the wrong keys. So OF COURSE I get shake lady, and you know how they have 5 numbered clips for the electric razor thingy? she goes through ALL FIVE, instead of just giving me the one I wanted. the haircut took 45 minutes, no jokes. I could feel her quivering when the scissors were on my head, and basically prayed that she wouldn't miss. I mean, I understand that she's trying her best and everything, but haircuts cost like 11 dollars now, and I don't want to toss it away.

And now it looks pretty awful.
You broke Rule #1 that is clearly stated as follows:

1) You must provide pictures when a thread would require them (i.e. Damage to a car, Attractive Women, yours or others misfortunes)

in other words... :camera:?
 

TheNinja

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Jan 22, 2003
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It's a policy that Great Clips employee a certain number of people with the palsey, too bad she was there when you were. It's part of a new government program for all businesses.
 

Ime

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May 3, 2001
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I got a bad haircut once. I just laughed and told her to buzz my head with a #2 guard. It grows back, anyway.

You know, I need a haircut.
 

OutHouse

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Jun 5, 2000
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Great clips, (oxymoron), supercuts (another oxymoron) are havens for newly grads from beauty school.

Those places suck donkey balls and will never to to them.

Real men go to a old fashioned BARBER who still knows how to sling a straight razor.
 

LemonHerbWRX

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Feb 18, 2004
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buy clipers, 15 dollars at walmart, cut your own hair forever. Don't even use a spacer, the chicks will dig it.
 

pulse8

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Originally posted by: LemonHerbWRX
buy clipers, 15 dollars at walmart, cut your own hair forever. Don't even use a spacer, the chicks will dig it.
I do and some do.
 

hevnsnt

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Mar 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
Originally posted by: jagr10
If there's one thing you should know, it's that women can't cut men's hair!
I believe there is truth in this one.
Nah my best hair cut was from Great Clips with a gangsta looking black woman.. I was scared when I sat down, turned out awesome.
 

cressida

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It's hard to find a good place that cuts hair that doesn't cost too much. There are a few in Austin, Texas though that is around 10 bucks.
 

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