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Worst Freudian slip in a while

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TheNinja

Lifer
Friend1: So are you going out with us tonight?
Me: don't know yet, can't get a hole of <female name> yet


edit: fixed, ok, i didn't say it was the funniest ever, just my worst in the past while. get over it 😉
 
I liked it when the instructor at my landfill class meant to say "Watch out for ruts and bumps" and instead said "Watch out for rumps and butts". 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Maetryx
I liked it when the instructor at my landfill class meant to say "Watch out for ruts and bumps" and instead said "Watch out for rumps and butts". 🙂
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landfill class??????
 
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: Maetryx
I liked it when the instructor at my landfill class meant to say "Watch out for ruts and bumps" and instead said "Watch out for rumps and butts". 🙂
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landfill class??????
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ROFL!! I was thinking the same thing. I was like "They have a class...for THAT?" 😕 LMAO!
 
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: Maetryx
I liked it when the instructor at my landfill class meant to say "Watch out for ruts and bumps" and instead said "Watch out for rumps and butts". 🙂
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landfill class??????
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Hazardous Waste Management is a degree....

OP - Did your friend catch it?

My worst one was, I was distracted by a friends breasts and I accidently said to her "Why don't you try Barnes and Nipples" when talking about textbooks 😱
 
My worst one most recently was at our Xmas Party for work. And we were teasing this guy (happens to have ears the size of dumbo's) saying "give it to Mikey" since he is our food disposal. Instead i said "give it to monkey"

try digging yourself outta that one.
 
Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
My worst one most recently was at our Xmas Party for work. And we were teasing this guy (happens to have ears the size of dumbo's) saying "give it to Mikey" since he is our food disposal. Instead i said "give it to monkey"

try digging yourself outta that one.
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Was he black?
 
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
My worst one most recently was at our Xmas Party for work. And we were teasing this guy (happens to have ears the size of dumbo's) saying "give it to Mikey" since he is our food disposal. Instead i said "give it to monkey"

try digging yourself outta that one.
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Was he black?
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hahah that would have made it 10x worse... but no he wasnt. Now that I think about it.. we dont have any black guys at my work.
 
Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
My worst one most recently was at our Xmas Party for work. And we were teasing this guy (happens to have ears the size of dumbo's) saying "give it to Mikey" since he is our food disposal. Instead i said "give it to monkey"

try digging yourself outta that one.
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Was he black?
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hahah that would have made it 10x worse... but no he wasnt. Now that I think about it.. we dont have any black guys at my work.
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Bigots.
 
Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
My worst one most recently was at our Xmas Party for work. And we were teasing this guy (happens to have ears the size of dumbo's) saying "give it to Mikey" since he is our food disposal. Instead i said "give it to monkey"

try digging yourself outta that one.
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lol, so mean.
 
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