Worst experience?

Cuda1447

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That thread had me ROFLMAO!!! We need the Mod with a sense of humor, ACTUALLY READ THE THREAD, ITS HILLARIOUS!!!

ROFL, Im laughing so hard just thinking about some of those stories!
 

i was about to post in the other when it got locked...so here goes
(for the record, this probably isn't my worst experience...just worst sexual one)

was driving along with my gf at the time
i talked her into giving me a bj while i drove

it was great, i learned to dodge potholes in the road
when i was.......'time', i warned her (so she wouldn't choke or puke in my lap or something)
she picks her head up and says "what'd you say?" right as i explode
i shot us both in the face...i had to pull over cuz i couldn't see
 

toekramp

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Jun 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: troytime
i was about to post in the other when it got locked...so here goes
(for the record, this probably isn't my worst experience...just worst sexual one)

was driving along with my gf at the time
i talked her into giving me a bj while i drove

it was great, i learned to dodge potholes in the road
when i was.......'time', i warned her (so she wouldn't choke or puke in my lap or something)
she picks her head up and says "what'd you say?" right as i explode
i shot us both in the face...i had to pull over cuz i couldn't see

haha REAL LOL :)
 

Oil

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Aug 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: troytime
i was about to post in the other when it got locked...so here goes
(for the record, this probably isn't my worst experience...just worst sexual one)

was driving along with my gf at the time
i talked her into giving me a bj while i drove

it was great, i learned to dodge potholes in the road
when i was.......'time', i warned her (so she wouldn't choke or puke in my lap or something)
she picks her head up and says "what'd you say?" right as i explode
i shot us both in the face...i had to pull over cuz i couldn't see

What a "sticky" situation :)
Sophomoric, I know :p
 

Originally posted by: OSx86
Originally posted by: troytime
i was about to post in the other when it got locked...so here goes
(for the record, this probably isn't my worst experience...just worst sexual one)

was driving along with my gf at the time
i talked her into giving me a bj while i drove

it was great, i learned to dodge potholes in the road
when i was.......'time', i warned her (so she wouldn't choke or puke in my lap or something)
she picks her head up and says "what'd you say?" right as i explode
i shot us both in the face...i had to pull over cuz i couldn't see

What a "sticky" situation :)
Sophomoric, I know :p

i knew it was coming

 

Ryan

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: troytime
i was about to post in the other when it got locked...so here goes
(for the record, this probably isn't my worst experience...just worst sexual one)

was driving along with my gf at the time
i talked her into giving me a bj while i drove

it was great, i learned to dodge potholes in the road
when i was.......'time', i warned her (so she wouldn't choke or puke in my lap or something)
she picks her head up and says "what'd you say?" right as i explode
i shot us both in the face...i had to pull over cuz i couldn't see

That's hot :eek:
 

NatePo717

Diamond Member
Jun 6, 2005
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Originally posted by: troytime
i was about to post in the other when it got locked...so here goes
(for the record, this probably isn't my worst experience...just worst sexual one)

was driving along with my gf at the time
i talked her into giving me a bj while i drove

it was great, i learned to dodge potholes in the road
when i was.......'time', i warned her (so she wouldn't choke or puke in my lap or something)
she picks her head up and says "what'd you say?" right as i explode
i shot us both in the face...i had to pull over cuz i couldn't see

rofl
 

Accipiter22

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Feb 11, 2005
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Originally posted by: Cuda1447
That thread had me ROFLMAO!!! We need the Mod with a sense of humor, ACTUALLY READ THE THREAD, ITS HILLARIOUS!!!

ROFL, Im laughing so hard just thinking about some of those stories!

my thread? about the stain the girl left on my bed?
 

mitmot

Golden Member
Aug 11, 2005
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Originally posted by: troytime
i was about to post in the other when it got locked...so here goes
(for the record, this probably isn't my worst experience...just worst sexual one)

was driving along with my gf at the time
i talked her into giving me a bj while i drove

it was great, i learned to dodge potholes in the road
when i was.......'time', i warned her (so she wouldn't choke or puke in my lap or something)
she picks her head up and says "what'd you say?" right as i explode
i shot us both in the face...i had to pull over cuz i couldn't see

lmao :laugh:
 

LeiZaK

Diamond Member
May 25, 2005
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Originally posted by: troytime
i was about to post in the other when it got locked...so here goes
(for the record, this probably isn't my worst experience...just worst sexual one)

was driving along with my gf at the time
i talked her into giving me a bj while i drove

it was great, i learned to dodge potholes in the road
when i was.......'time', i warned her (so she wouldn't choke or puke in my lap or something)
she picks her head up and says "what'd you say?" right as i explode
i shot us both in the face...i had to pull over cuz i couldn't see

classic :thumbsup: