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Worst DUI Excuse Ever

drdops

drdops

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You are piss drunk but you need to sober up quick so that your Mom doesn?t find out. Do you:

A) Slam some coffee.
B) Take a cold shower.
C) Sleep it off.
D) Drive it off.

Edward Defreitas (36), resident genius of Toms River, N.J., chose option D and told police officers about it after he crashed into an ambulance causing it to over turn.

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My first thought was that Darwin has failed, however he's 36 and worried about going home because mom will find out he's drunk. My guess is he's not getting too many opportunities to pass on his idiocy.
 
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