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Worst "date"?

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I went on a first date with a girl in 1987, and we were driving in my Mustang GT I just got. We had just gotten done eating at the Olive Garden, and she was complaining that the seafood alfredo wasn't sitting well. I was doing about 65 on I-475 with the T Tops off, and she stuck her head out the side and BAZOOKA PUKED ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAR. You know what a smoke screen looks like? Behind the car looked like a puke screen! It hit the windshield of a truck behind us (he turned on his window wipers and it smeared all over LOL!), but the truck went around us like nothing happened.

I pulled over and the whole side of the car was covered in white, smelly, gooey vomit. I got her home (she threw up two more times on the way...into a shopping bag we found on the side of the road). No goodnight kiss on that one 🙁

Anyway, I got to a carwash and the vomit actually faded the paint. I got it to look decent again after a good waxing but DAMN- what the hell did they put in that crap at Olive Garden???
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I went on a first date with a girl in 1987, and we were driving in my Mustang GT I just got. We had just gotten done eating at the Olive Garden, and she was complaining that the seafood alfredo wasn't sitting well. I was doing about 65 on I-475 with the T Tops off, and she stuck her head out the side and BAZOOKA PUKED ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAR. You know what a smoke screen looks like? Behind the car looked like a puke screen! It hit the windshield of a truck behind us (he turned on his window wipers and it smeared all over LOL!), but the truck went around us like nothing happened.

I pulled over and the whole side of the car was covered in white, smelly, gooey vomit. I got her home (she threw up two more times on the way...into a shopping bag we found on the side of the road). No goodnight kiss on that one 🙁

Anyway, I got to a carwash and the vomit actually faded the paint. I got it to look decent again after a good waxing but DAMN- what the hell did they put in that crap at Olive Garden???
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Hm... that sounds like a bad date for her more than you. Did you see her again? I would feel like the world's biggest jerk if I stopped seeing someone because they got food poisoning.
 
I've had a girl puke on me twice during a date. I threw her in the shower and the next morning when it smelled like death realized she was so drunk she didn't even wash herself.
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I went on a first date with a girl in 1987, and we were driving in my Mustang GT I just got. We had just gotten done eating at the Olive Garden, and she was complaining that the seafood alfredo wasn't sitting well. I was doing about 65 on I-475 with the T Tops off, and she stuck her head out the side and BAZOOKA PUKED ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAR. You know what a smoke screen looks like? Behind the car looked like a puke screen! It hit the windshield of a truck behind us (he turned on his window wipers and it smeared all over LOL!), but the truck went around us like nothing happened.

I pulled over and the whole side of the car was covered in white, smelly, gooey vomit. I got her home (she threw up two more times on the way...into a shopping bag we found on the side of the road). No goodnight kiss on that one 🙁

Anyway, I got to a carwash and the vomit actually faded the paint. I got it to look decent again after a good waxing but DAMN- what the hell did they put in that crap at Olive Garden???
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im sure it was the stomach acid that faded the paint..thts soem powerful stuff.....
 
:thumbsup:
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I went on a first date with a girl in 1987, and we were driving in my Mustang GT I just got. We had just gotten done eating at the Olive Garden, and she was complaining that the seafood alfredo wasn't sitting well. I was doing about 65 on I-475 with the T Tops off, and she stuck her head out the side and BAZOOKA PUKED ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAR. You know what a smoke screen looks like? Behind the car looked like a puke screen! It hit the windshield of a truck behind us (he turned on his window wipers and it smeared all over LOL!), but the truck went around us like nothing happened.

I pulled over and the whole side of the car was covered in white, smelly, gooey vomit. I got her home (she threw up two more times on the way...into a shopping bag we found on the side of the road). No goodnight kiss on that one 🙁

Anyway, I got to a carwash and the vomit actually faded the paint. I got it to look decent again after a good waxing but DAMN- what the hell did they put in that crap at Olive Garden???
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so did you hit it later?
 
I can't compete with most of these guys, but my worst date was my first. I met a girl and more or less flirted with her for all of freshman year (i.e. I was a pussy). Anyway after stalling for a while, I asked her to homecoming sophmore year. Neither of us had a car, so we both arranged transportation to a nice italian resturaunt along with a bunch of her friends and their dates. In 1 year of knowing her, she had never worn makeup. Needless to say, I walked into the resturaunt and right past her (twice) without seeing her. She moved onto a couple of my fiends shortly after that and our friendship was ruined.
 
Originally posted by: torpid
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I went on a first date with a girl in 1987, and we were driving in my Mustang GT I just got. We had just gotten done eating at the Olive Garden, and she was complaining that the seafood alfredo wasn't sitting well. I was doing about 65 on I-475 with the T Tops off, and she stuck her head out the side and BAZOOKA PUKED ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE CAR. You know what a smoke screen looks like? Behind the car looked like a puke screen! It hit the windshield of a truck behind us (he turned on his window wipers and it smeared all over LOL!), but the truck went around us like nothing happened.

I pulled over and the whole side of the car was covered in white, smelly, gooey vomit. I got her home (she threw up two more times on the way...into a shopping bag we found on the side of the road). No goodnight kiss on that one 🙁

Anyway, I got to a carwash and the vomit actually faded the paint. I got it to look decent again after a good waxing but DAMN- what the hell did they put in that crap at Olive Garden???
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Hm... that sounds like a bad date for her more than you. Did you see her again? I would feel like the world's biggest jerk if I stopped seeing someone because they got food poisoning.
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I did, but nothing ever became of it.
 
This happened to my friend. the guy took it out after meeting her, when they went to their car, at that moment she realized she's turning into a slut.

That thread got locked if I remember correctly.
 
announcer: "and here comes accipiter around the final corner charging hard and taking the lead!"

2 summers ago...I had known this girl for a while from this place I used to work at. I knew she liked me a LOT...but she was always a little 'off' to me...like not quite all there. So one day I'm bored, and give her a call, ask her to to go a movie with me. We go that afternoon, then end up back at my apartment....clothes come off...we're on my bed, she's on the bottom, I'm about to 'insert' and I look at her, and think of all the retarded things she's done that I've seen, and I realize she might actually be learning impaired or something....maybe not, but either way I feel bad, and I can't go through with it. I tell her 'oh geeze...it's tuesday? I'm supposed to have dinner with my dad in like a half hour....' and then proceed to get up off her, she gets up as well, and says 'it's monday'. I say 'oh..yeah I meant monday'. So I take her back home, then return to my apartment...where i notice something 'off' with my bedsheets. She had left a brown streak about 9" long on them.. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
announcer: "and here comes accipiter around the final corner charging hard and taking the lead!"

2 summers ago...I had known this girl for a while from this place I used to work at. I knew she liked me a LOT...but she was always a little 'off' to me...like not quite all there. So one day I'm bored, and give her a call, ask her to to go a movie with me. We go that afternoon, then end up back at my apartment....clothes come off...we're on my bed, she's on the bottom, I'm about to 'insert' and I look at her, and think of all the retarded things she's done that I've seen, and I realize she might actually be learning impaired or something....maybe not, but either way I feel bad, and I can't go through with it. I tell her 'oh geeze...it's tuesday? I'm supposed to have dinner with my dad in like a half hour....' and then proceed to get up off her, she gets up as well, and says 'it's monday'. I say 'oh..yeah I meant monday'. So I take her back home, then return to my apartment...where i notice something 'off' with my bedsheets. She had left a brown streak about 9" long on them.. 🙁
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:feels a bit queasy: :laugh:

 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
announcer: "and here comes accipiter around the final corner charging hard and taking the lead!"

2 summers ago...I had known this girl for a while from this place I used to work at. I knew she liked me a LOT...but she was always a little 'off' to me...like not quite all there. So one day I'm bored, and give her a call, ask her to to go a movie with me. We go that afternoon, then end up back at my apartment....clothes come off...we're on my bed, she's on the bottom, I'm about to 'insert' and I look at her, and think of all the retarded things she's done that I've seen, and I realize she might actually be learning impaired or something....maybe not, but either way I feel bad, and I can't go through with it. I tell her 'oh geeze...it's tuesday? I'm supposed to have dinner with my dad in like a half hour....' and then proceed to get up off her, she gets up as well, and says 'it's monday'. I say 'oh..yeah I meant monday'. So I take her back home, then return to my apartment...where i notice something 'off' with my bedsheets. She had left a brown streak about 9" long on them.. 🙁
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lol I actually remember that thread...
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
announcer: "and here comes accipiter around the final corner charging hard and taking the lead!"

2 summers ago...I had known this girl for a while from this place I used to work at. I knew she liked me a LOT...but she was always a little 'off' to me...like not quite all there. So one day I'm bored, and give her a call, ask her to to go a movie with me. We go that afternoon, then end up back at my apartment....clothes come off...we're on my bed, she's on the bottom, I'm about to 'insert' and I look at her, and think of all the retarded things she's done that I've seen, and I realize she might actually be learning impaired or something....maybe not, but either way I feel bad, and I can't go through with it. I tell her 'oh geeze...it's tuesday? I'm supposed to have dinner with my dad in like a half hour....' and then proceed to get up off her, she gets up as well, and says 'it's monday'. I say 'oh..yeah I meant monday'. So I take her back home, then return to my apartment...where i notice something 'off' with my bedsheets. She had left a brown streak about 9" long on them.. 🙁
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guess she had the last laugh.
 
Originally posted by: Omegachi
no, she was frequently taking long bathroom breaks. i am sure she wasn't taking a dump.
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maybe she was trying to get away from you?

sorry had to post it😀
 
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