Worst Christmas EVER.

[mcurphy]

Look on the bright side, some people have lost their hair here

Always look on the bright side of life!

 

[highland145]

Ha-ha-ha...now that's something worth re-gifting!

ASAP.

 

[Jeff7]

Should have joined ATOTSS

Someone needs to keep this thread in mind for next near. :sneaky:

 

[stormkroe]

Got shampoo for Christmas.

Who gives someone shampoo for Christmas?

I agree.
Conditioner is better, it makes the hair silky and smooth!

 

[lxskllr]

All jokes aside, it was a pretty meh Christmas. It seemed to come and go without feeling like it was ever here. I just wasn't feelin' it this year.

 

[Geekbabe]

Probably beats the year that my dad gave my mom toilet paper for Christmas.

Wut? Are you serious?

 

[mikeymikec]

My mother in law knows that I'm an atheist, and she knows that I was raised as a Catholic. I got a Bible for Christmas from her. I honestly think that she had positive intentions in mind when she picked this present, but still... <facepalm>

 

[Naer]

I got a lambo, a jet, and a bently for christmas. All I wanted was a porche. Tough year maybe next year

 

[mikeymikec]

I got a lambo, a jet, and a bently for christmas. All I wanted was a porche. Tough year maybe next year

Yup, I've gone another year without the Lotus Elise too. <sniff>

 

[WelshBloke]

My mother in law knows that I'm an atheist, and she knows that I was raised as a Catholic. I got a Bible for Christmas from her. I honestly think that she had positive intentions in mind when she picked this present, but still... <facepalm>

Make one of these with it.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

My mother in law knows that I'm an atheist, and she knows that I was raised as a Catholic. I got a Bible for Christmas from her. I honestly think that she had positive intentions in mind when she picked this present, but still... <facepalm>

Count me in the group of atheists who got a bible for Christmas from a relative, though it was a few years ago for me. I don't think it was positive intentions in any way. I guess everyone has that one relative who believes in faith healing and not in real medicine, thinks the world will end in 5 years, and loves throwing money at millionaire televangelists and right-wing politicians. So actually the lint remover at age 7 wasn't the worst Christmas present, haha.

 

[child of wonder]

Count me in the group of atheists who got a bible for Christmas from a relative, though it was a few years ago for me. I don't think it was positive intentions in any way. I guess everyone has that one relative who believes in faith healing and not in real medicine, thinks the world will end in 5 years, and loves throwing money at millionaire televangelists and right-wing politicians. So actually the lint remover at age 7 wasn't the worst Christmas present, haha.

I got a bible, too, but it was The Skeptic's Annotated Bible from my wife. Bring that book with to your family's next Xmas get together, tell them you'd like to read some passages aloud, then kindly inform them that in this passage god commits his 91st murder, and so on.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

I got a bible, too, but it was The Skeptic's Annotated Bible from my wife. Bring that book with to your family's next Xmas get together, tell them you'd like to read some passages aloud, then kindly inform them that in this passage god commits his 91st murder, and so on.

hahahahaha

 

[SteveGrabowski]

Always look on the bright side of life!

Suicide squad..... ATTACK!

 

[disappoint]

Are you trying to tell us it's not just your posting that stinks OP?

 

[JoeBleed]

did someone else give you regular soap by chance? if so, they might be trying to tell you something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

 

[TurtleCrusher]

I got a lack of poon. How's that for Christmas?!

 

[highland145]

I got a lack of poon. How's that for Christmas?!

As opposed to the rest of the year?


Mrs Thumb still loves you long, long time.

 

[MongGrel]

I got a lambo, a jet, and a bently for christmas. All I wanted was a porche. Tough year maybe next year

You're Welcome.

 

[SP33Demon]

Twas a great xmas for me, entire SAW collection. Speaking of which, OP, you don't seem very... thankful to be alive. Why don't we discuss this issue at your place. PM me you address.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

As opposed to the rest of the year?


Mrs Thumb still loves you long, long time.

If you're using your thumb exclusively, I doubt we're doing it the same way.