Worst Christmas EVER.

[highland145]

Better than shoe polish!

That's for the bald guys.

 

[kranky]

That'd be a lousy gift.

Lol!

 

[Fritzo]

That's for the bald guys.

 

[Ichinisan]

I didn't expect anything and didn't get anything. Not complaining.

 

[Thebobo]

It's just been a sh*ty year for me, capped off by a sh*tty Christmas. I'm sure my New Years is going to be pretty bad as well.

I guess I shouldn't be complaining. I can still breath fresh air.

I thought you were buddhist?

 

[Fritzo]

I didn't expect anything and didn't get anything. Not complaining.

:'(

 

[highland145]

Knob polish. Better known as hand moisturizer.

 

[Mai72]

I thought you were buddhist?

I'm a catholic, but I've been following buddhism.

No one is perfect.

 

[WHAMPOM]

Got shampoo for Christmas.

Who gives someone shampoo for Christmas?

Better sham-poo then real-poo.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

I got a lint remover one year from my aunt. I was 7.

 

[Fritzo]

I got a lint remover one year from my aunt. I was 7.

I would have loved to hear her thought process on that.

"Let's see, these 4 Matchbox cars are the same price as this lint remover. Which one would he like more?"

 

[BudAshes]

Probably beats the year that my dad gave my mom toilet paper for Christmas.

And in return he got divorce papers.

 

[BoomerD]

In addition to shampoo...we can only hope the OP got some of this:

 

[child of wonder]

My parents typically give my wife and I around ~$150 worth of gifts each. This year we got a candle and a wood bowl. It was weird. My sister and her fiance got a "normal" amount of gifts from them so I don't get it.

I'm not going to complain but it's just strange.

 

[midwestfisherman]

I got a bottle of Jameson! Winnar!

 

[BurnItDwn]

My furnace died on christmas a couple years ago, fiencee's cat died that day. At the time, we had not moved in together .. so I called her upset that It was gonna run me $300+ for a flame sensor and igniter, $50 or so of parts that I could just as easily screw in as the service tech ... And she was crying because her cat was not breathing well and she was going with her mom to the emergency vet.

So, this Christmas was way better, we didnt get any good shit, but, we ate well, and nobody died.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I got a bottle of Jameson! Winnar!

My brother in law drank like 1/4 of a handle of Jameson ... I usually keep a bottle on hand at home for whisky drinkers ....

We bought for him a bottle of "Fighting Cock" Bourbon when we were in the south. I shoulda just got him Jameson ... sheesh

 

[midwestfisherman]

we ate well, and nobody died.

That's always a plus!

 

[highland145]

That's always a plus!

2nd

 

[DigDog]

wow, you got something for christmas? i didnt get anything
AND i ran out of shampoo today. had to wash myself with handwash.

 

[smackababy]

Got shampoo for Christmas.

Who gives someone shampoo for Christmas?

I give people with dirty hair shampoo for Christmas. Perhaps, one should take the hint.


And, you think you had a shitty Christmas? I gave people gifts and didn't get near as much in value in return!

 

[Regs]

I got tonsillitis for Christmas.

 

[BoomerD]

I got tonsillitis for Christmas.

Ha-ha-ha...now that's something worth re-gifting!

 

[TwiceOver]

My son got the flu. Clearly doesn't have the immune system of his old man. Hrm, brings up some questions.

 

[Regs]

My son got the flu. Clearly doesn't have the immune system of his old man. Hrm, brings up some questions.

I got tonsillitis from the flu virus. I dehydrated. Make sure he drinks a lot of water...like 2- 3 L minimum and a few Gaterades a day.