Worst Christmas EVAR!

[NeoAaronX]

UGh!! Someone just please kill me in the face!!!1






Since you didn't say how so, I assume you must be trolling. It's locked.


esquared
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[JulesMaximus]

Do tell...

 

[TridenT]

*BANG*!

Are you dead yet?

 

[Mucho]

Mommy did not get you an X-Box.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Mommy did not get you an X-Box.

Maybe he peaked beforehand so she tricked him with an empty box?

 

[theflyingpig]

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
UGh!! Someone just please kill me in the face!!!1

I would enjoy pouring acid on your face. Your gurgling screams would fill my heart with glee.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
UGh!! Someone just please kill me in the face!!!1

I would enjoy pouring acid on your face. Your gurgling screams would fill my heart with glee.

/slowly backs away from George Bush

 

[philbrown23]

you know I didnt get much for chistmas, but thats not what christmas is about it's about being together and sharing the time with your family, stuff like this saddens me.

 

[pontifex]

stuff like what? he never said why it was the worst

 

[Proprioceptive]

How about we burn your house down... let the bad memories float off with the ashes in the wind...

 

[hans030390]

Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
Are you dead yet?

For a second I thought I heard metal.

 

[tk149]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: Mucho
Mommy did not get you an X-Box.

Maybe he peaked beforehand so she tricked him with an empty box?

peaked =/= peeked

Gives this a whole other meaning...:evil:

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
UGh!! Someone just please kill me in the face!!!1

why are dildos so wide and long?

makes my 7" look pale in comparison :Q

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
UGh!! Someone just please kill me in the face!!!1

why are dildos so wide and long?

makes my 7" look pale in comparison :Q

Its a conspiracy. Porn gives men weird and unrealistic expectations of women, but dildos give exaggerated expectations of men...

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
UGh!! Someone just please kill me in the face!!!1

why are dildos so wide and long?

makes my 7" look pale in comparison :Q

Its a conspiracy. Porn gives men weird and unrealistic expectations of women, but dildos give exaggerated expectations of men...

Good thing my e-peen is 12"... around.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
UGh!! Someone just please kill me in the face!!!1

why are dildos so wide and long?

makes my 7" look pale in comparison :Q

Its a conspiracy. Porn gives men weird and unrealistic expectations of women, but dildos give exaggerated expectations of men...

good thing I am good at cunn....

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
UGh!! Someone just please kill me in the face!!!1

why are dildos so wide and long?

makes my 7" look pale in comparison :Q

blackinches will help that

 

[Goosemaster]

seriously though, at least you weren't sick ( i had been out sick from work mon/tuesday but somehow made it to work yesterday), went through hell yesterday to give everyone their christmas and ended up getting nothing because you had to come home again quickly after and almost die...I did stay for diner at one place for about 2hrs but I couldn't stand it

fvking flu:|

I do hope I get some presents

 

[Snapster]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
seriously though, at least you weren't sick ( i had been out sick from work mon/tuesday but somehow made it to work yesterday), went through hell yesterday to give everyone their christmas and ended up getting nothing because you had to come home again quickly after and almost die...I did stay for diner at one place for about 2hrs but I couldn't stand it

fvking flu:|

I do hope I get some presents

:gift:

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
UGh!! Someone just please kill me in the face!!!1

why are dildos so wide and long?

makes my 7" look pale in comparison :Q

Its a conspiracy. Porn gives men weird and unrealistic expectations of women, but dildos give exaggerated expectations of men...

...........

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: NeoAaronX
UGh!! Someone just please kill me in the face!!!1

why are dildos so wide and long?

makes my 7" look pale in comparison :Q

Its a conspiracy. Porn gives men weird and unrealistic expectations of women, but dildos give exaggerated expectations of men...

Good thing my e-peen is 12"... around.

Mine has "Goodyear" tattooed on it...

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Snapster

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
seriously though, at least you weren't sick ( i had been out sick from work mon/tuesday but somehow made it to work yesterday), went through hell yesterday to give everyone their christmas and ended up getting nothing because you had to come home again quickly after and almost die...I did stay for diner at one place for about 2hrs but I couldn't stand it

fvking flu:|

I do hope I get some presents

:gift:

thanks...I feel still like sh!t today too Headache, coughing, fever
I must have driven a few hundred miles yesterday for everyone

At least I have my new stereo to keep me company... even though I can't sit up for too long

 

[Snapster]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

thanks...I feel still like sh!t today too Headache, coughing, fever
I must have driven a few hundred miles yesterday for everyone

At least I have my new stereo to keep me company... even though I can't sit up for too long

If it's anything like the flu / fever that's been going around here it's a 24 hr bad spell then recovery. Soooo when you wake up tomorrow you should be feeling much better!

 

[nutxo]

A few years ago I went to my fathers funeral the day on december 23rd. Quit being a pussy. It could be a lot worse.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Snapster

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

thanks...I feel still like sh!t today too Headache, coughing, fever
I must have driven a few hundred miles yesterday for everyone

At least I have my new stereo to keep me company... even though I can't sit up for too long

If it's anything like the flu / fever that's been going around here it's a 24 hr bad spell then recovery. Soooo when you wake up tomorrow you should be feeling much better!

Dude...I've been very sick since SUNDAY AND I've already had my flu shot..

I'll probably go to Kaiser later if I don't get better.

chicken soup + warm food + lots of sleep + robitusin+ cough drops+ acetametiphine (CVS generic) + lots of fluids since SUNDAY and I still feel horrible. I was driving a lot yesterday but it was more humid than cold and the symptoms had been with me since morning. I was inside my car too the entire time except when dropping things off. I even had a bottle of water that I was drinking out of constantly

woe is me

 

[Dumac]

Care to explain OP?

Did you get coal?

Did something bad happen to your family or pets?

Do you have diarrhea?