Worst Chat up lines (I'm a Guy btw loll)

[Splinter000]

I was just wondering what everyone had used/heard/laughed at

Was in a club recently, this guy randomly turns to some girl behind me and says:

"Is your name Jacob, cos your a cracker"

Her expression was the funniest thing ever, and I laughed soo much at this poor guy

 

[FoBoT]

http://www.linesthataregood.com/pick-b+b.html

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree..

What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.

You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.