just heard this from my friend, this happened to his friend at school-
so there's this guy in my lab... he graduated from ***** and he's been going out with this chick for like three years. she just came back from italy... he had paid for her tix to go over there and also gave her lik 700 bucks for living expenses over there
so he's been living with and taking care of her mom while she's been in italy...
so the other day he was cleanin a room out with her(his g/f)... the only thing her mom said was not to throw away a fern
then his g/f comes around and asks... where's the cactus? and he's like... oh the cactus i threw out the door? turns out the cactus was her dad's who passed away some time ago so she was all sad... and said 'get out of here'
so he left the house and came drinking with us that nite...
sso that nite he returns home to find his keys don't work.. the locks have been changed... so he ends up sleepin in the lab
day or two later he goes to the house since he can't get in touch with anybody and sneaks in through a window that's never locked and takes a nap....
he gets woken up by the police... she had reported a burglar... him
the cop walks up to him and sez.. 'she wants to end the relationship.' and the police escort him away
so there's this guy in my lab... he graduated from ***** and he's been going out with this chick for like three years. she just came back from italy... he had paid for her tix to go over there and also gave her lik 700 bucks for living expenses over there
so he's been living with and taking care of her mom while she's been in italy...
so the other day he was cleanin a room out with her(his g/f)... the only thing her mom said was not to throw away a fern
then his g/f comes around and asks... where's the cactus? and he's like... oh the cactus i threw out the door? turns out the cactus was her dad's who passed away some time ago so she was all sad... and said 'get out of here'
so he left the house and came drinking with us that nite...
sso that nite he returns home to find his keys don't work.. the locks have been changed... so he ends up sleepin in the lab
day or two later he goes to the house since he can't get in touch with anybody and sneaks in through a window that's never locked and takes a nap....
he gets woken up by the police... she had reported a burglar... him
the cop walks up to him and sez.. 'she wants to end the relationship.' and the police escort him away
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