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I've seen a lot of threads on bf/gf trouble lately. Maybe these will come in handy for someone.
16> "Ow... I banged my head! That really hurt! Hey... who are YOU?"
15> "I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my <foot massager>."
14> "I've got this disease... it's called herpigonasyphalaids. Very contagious."
13> "You're too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either."
12> "We're just so different, you and I. You're an extrovert, I'm an introvert. I like classical, you like heavy metal. And of course *I'm* not a physically repulsive raving psychopath."
11> "You've gone from 'sponge-worthy' to merely 'spongy.'"
10> "Dear Christine: By the time you read this I'll be a woman..."
9> "I have early-onset onanism."
8> "You're no longer the wealthy, gullible, and desperately lonely man I fell in love with."
7> "My penis, uh, fell off, and I, er, lost it... yeah -- on the subway, I think."
6> "Less filling? LESS FILLING??? I don't even know who you ARE anymore!"
5> "My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture."
4> "It's not *you*, it's me. Specifically, me would like to sleep with your sister."
3> "I had lunch at the Hunan Palace today and according to the place mat, you're a snake and I'm a mongoose."
2> "We just don't have anything in common anymore -- you're a morning person, and I want to see your severed head impaled on a railroad spike."
1> "I'm holding you back from all the other lives you could be ruining."
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16> "Ow... I banged my head! That really hurt! Hey... who are YOU?"
15> "I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my <foot massager>."
14> "I've got this disease... it's called herpigonasyphalaids. Very contagious."
13> "You're too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either."
12> "We're just so different, you and I. You're an extrovert, I'm an introvert. I like classical, you like heavy metal. And of course *I'm* not a physically repulsive raving psychopath."
11> "You've gone from 'sponge-worthy' to merely 'spongy.'"
10> "Dear Christine: By the time you read this I'll be a woman..."
9> "I have early-onset onanism."
8> "You're no longer the wealthy, gullible, and desperately lonely man I fell in love with."
7> "My penis, uh, fell off, and I, er, lost it... yeah -- on the subway, I think."
6> "Less filling? LESS FILLING??? I don't even know who you ARE anymore!"
5> "My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture."
4> "It's not *you*, it's me. Specifically, me would like to sleep with your sister."
3> "I had lunch at the Hunan Palace today and according to the place mat, you're a snake and I'm a mongoose."
2> "We just don't have anything in common anymore -- you're a morning person, and I want to see your severed head impaled on a railroad spike."
1> "I'm holding you back from all the other lives you could be ruining."
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]
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