Worst band name ever

[futurefields]

Traffic

nobody likes traffic

 

[CraKaJaX]

Well it certainly worked out for them.

 

[brianmanahan]

are they death metal?

nobody likes death metal either

 

[skimple]

 

[Jaepheth]

Oneders

(Fictional band, but still)

 

[futurefields]

youd have to be a real jerk to wanna name your band traffic right guys?

 

[nakedfrog]

What about Yes, or Kansas? America?

 

[Fanatical Meat]

One of the best names Queen:

I remember an interview with some of the band mates about Freddy being gay. They said at the time it wasn't discussed but they obviously didn't hide it because their first cover had a shirtless Freddy wearing low-rise jeans that show off his ass and QUEEN above his head.

Funny stuff...

 

[SamQuint]

Toad the Wet Sprocket
Europe

 

[BrokenVisage]

Butthole Surfers, Less Than Ezra, O-needers (Oneders)

^ah yes, TTWS is a good one.

 

[Schmide]

/thread

 

[FerrelGeek]

Doug and the Slugs

Garbage

 

[BurnItDwn]

are they death metal?

nobody likes death metal either

I like death metal.

Nobody likes Peruvian Pan Flute bands.

 

[IronWing]

I like death metal.

Nobody likes Peruvian Pan Flute bands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfV1npFB6bg > metal

 

[nakedfrog]

Butthole Surfers, Less Than Ezra, O-needers (Oneders)

^ah yes, TTWS is a good one.

Better Than Ezra?
(who sucked so very badly)
Were you thinking of Less Than Jake?
(who contrariwise did not suck)

 

[Chapbass]

I saw a poster one time that was billing several bands, one of which was called "anal blast". I'll pass, thanks.

 

[madoka]

The Polka Tulk Blues Band

When Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Bill Ward first came together in 1968 they were doing blues rock numbers under the name the Polka Tulk Blues Band, though one day early on Iommi told Osbourne it was terrible. "Every time I hear it, all I can picture is you, with your trousers around your ankles, taking a fucking dump," he said. "It's crap." His big idea was to rebrand themselves as Earth, though they soon discovered they weren't the only English band with that name. Butler eventually saved the day when he saw a crowd of people lined up to see the Boris Karloff film Black Sabbath and convinced his bandmates to try it out.

 

[BurnItDwn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfV1npFB6bg > metal

yea I dont know what that is because Im at work and youtube is blocked. But if its peruvian pan flute, I was making a reference to South park.

 

[brianmanahan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfV1npFB6bg > metal

love it!!!

 

[Ns1]

Actually, the backstory behind this name shows why it's the best band name ever.

/thread

 

[CPA]

Burned Beyond Recognition


:whiste:

 

[master_shake_]

queensryche

i don't even...

how do you say it?

 

[Bacstar]

Love their music after seeing them in an outdoor concert.

Big Head Todd and the Monsters

 

[DigDog]

Iwrestledabearonce

 

[Ruptga]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfV1npFB6bg > metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlhQZFTvAn4 > you