Worm eats man's retina: Ewww!

Bateluer

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JulesMaximus

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Bet he didn't see that coming.

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marvdmartian

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Pretty cool customer, though I bet when he "saw" the worm thrashing around, he was probably saying EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! to himself!! D:
 

destrekor

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Fuck. Remind me to stay away from raccoons. I don't want no eye-worms. Already have enough eye problems as it is, don't need no worms going about thrashing in me eye.
 

Eli

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15 known cases in the world? As in, ever? Wow. Dude needs to play the lottery.
 

Analog

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Dr. Folk says, in one day, an adult raccoon can shed 60 million eggs that contain these kinds of worms. Folk says Matthews could have somehow ingested raccoon dander. However, John will probably never know exactly how or when the worm got inside him.
 

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you should watch the "monsters inside me" show, its all about that kinda stuff...creeptastic viewing
 

BarkingGhostar

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Fuck. Remind me to stay away from raccoons. I don't want no eye-worms. Already have enough eye problems as it is, don't need no worms going about thrashing in me eye.
So, eye worms are out, but what about all the other kinds of worm? You ok with them wiggling about in your body?
 

destrekor

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So, eye worms are out, but what about all the other kinds of worm? You ok with them wiggling about in your body?

Just leave me' eyes alone!

Perfect recovery for the eyes might not be possible, but most other worms you can treat - and recover from - just fine. At least, the worms I know about, which is very few.

Then again, I didn't know about this worm until today. I fear learning about any other worms of similar nature.

I'd like no worms, but if it was between tape worm and eye worm... I'll take the tape worm 10 times out of 10.
 

Locut0s

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Just leave me' eyes alone!

Perfect recovery for the eyes might not be possible, but most other worms you can treat - and recover from - just fine. At least, the worms I know about, which is very few.

Then again, I didn't know about this worm until today. I fear learning about any other worms of similar nature.

I'd like no worms, but if it was between tape worm and eye worm... I'll take the tape worm 10 times out of 10.

I wonder. Does the natural gut flora include any species of worm?
 

destrekor

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I wonder. Does the natural gut flora include any species of worm?

Natural flora? Most definitely not. Worms are parasites, invaders.

All worms attempt to steal resources and contribute nothing to the overall body in return - the natural gut flora do a variety of wonderful things for us in their goal of staying alive in our body - they provide certain enzymes that they use to gain energy from various food we eat, and in turn, we also get plenty of products from food that simply didn't get digested, or more importantly, food we cannot digest on our own.

Various polysaccharides, like starches, our body struggles to digest, if our body can even touch the chemical. In fact, for a large portion of carbohydrates in our diet, our body isn't the one doing the work... it's all on the buddies in our gut to give us something good from them.

They also help fight off pathogens in the gut, at least... they try really, really hard.
One by-product we get that is most noticeable is the fermentation of certain carbohydrates turns into methane gas in the gut.
I could try to keep listing various things, but there are far too many things for which we owe thanks to the gut flora.

Wiki has got to have a good article, in case you are interesting.
Yep, a really good article actually.

In short, the various worms that can set up home in our body, are nothing but freeloaders. We basically have a symbiotic relationship with our gut-flora; we both get goodies as a reward for playing nice together.

Most worms in the gut won't be lethal - as long as you get enough nutrients for the two of you. But they just take take take, bunch of inconsiderate pricks.
 

Eli

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I wonder. Does the natural gut flora include any species of worm?

In humans? I suppose it would be possible, but not currently on our world AFAIK. I think in general, an organism so big could only cause detriment to it's host.

Kinda begs the question.. there are multitudes of beneficial bacteria, but are there any beneficial multi-celled organisms? It seems like anything living in or on you discernible to the human eye is universally bad.. lol.