World's Thinnest Books

ssanches

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23. Microsoft's complete guide to virus protection.
22. Microsoft's complete guide to data security.
21. Bill Gates' guide to creating unique applications and PC operating systems.
20. Things I Can't Afford - by Bill Gates.
19. Beauty Secrets - by Janet Reno.
18. Home Built Airplanes - by John Denver.
17. How To Get To The Superbowl - by Dan Marino
16. Things I Love About Bill - by Hillary Clinton.
15. My Life's Memories - by Ronald Reagan.
14. Things I Would Not Do For Money - by Dennis Rodman
13. The Wild Years - by Al Gore
12. Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean.
11. America's Most Popular Lawyers.
10. Detroit - A Travel Guide
9. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches.
8. Everything Men Know About Women.
7. Everything Women Know About Men.
6. All The Men I've Loved Before - by Ellen DeGeneres
5. Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette.
4. Spotted Owl Recipes - by the Sierra Club.
3. The Amish Phone Directory.
2. My Plan To Find The Real Killers - by O. J. Simpson
1. My Book Of Morals - by Bill Clinton.
 

Red Dawn

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1) The list of ATOT Male Members (oxymoron here at ATOT?) who are not Dorks, Dweebs, PNG's or Pasty Whites.
 

KK

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pretty good stuff.

I always thought Aerhart went down in the pacific, I guess I was wrong for the second time in my life. So men know more about women than they know about us. I don't know whether to agree or disagree. :)

KK
 

ssanches

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Originally posted by: KK
pretty good stuff.

I always thought Aerhart went down in the pacific, I guess I was wrong for the second time in my life.

She did go down in the Pacific, that's why she'll probably write a very thin book on the topic ;)
 

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The top 22 MOST REJECTED childrens book titles

1. You Are Different, and that's Bad
2. Some Kittens Can Fly
3. That's it! I'm Putting you up for Adoption!
4. Grandpa gets a Casket
5. The Magical World Inside the Abandoned Refridgerator
6. Garfield Gets Feline Leukimia
7. A Kid's Guide to Hitch-Hiking
8. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
9. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
10. Kathy was so Bad, her Mom Stopped Loving Her
11. THE Pop-up Book of the Human Anantomy
12. Strangers have the Best Candy
13. Pop! Goes the Hampster, and other Fun Microwave Games
14. Things Rich Kids Have, that You Never Will
15. Whining, Kicking, and Crying to get Your Way
16. You were and Accident
17. Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share
18. Where would you like to be Buried?
19. Hammers, Screwdrivers, Scissors and Knives: And I Can Do it Book!
20. Your Nightmares are Real
21. The Boy Who Died from Eating all of his Vegatables
22. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
 

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Originally posted by: HotChic
9. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
My roommate found an image this year of Curious George and the .357 magnum. The term "squishy" comes to mind.