World's tallest man meets the shortest

RichUK

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Mr Xishun walks into a bar. The bar tender says ?What?s with the long face?"
 

imported_Imp

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Originally posted by: Alone
They didn't stand up up side by side? :(

...That is effed up. Wonder what kind of growth/anti-growth hormones are out there. I'm more freaked out about the little guy. He looks like the dude from an X-files episode that comes to your bed at night. Time to look into that gun license...
 

txrandom

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Both of those tall dudes should play basketball. If a team needs an easy win, just stick him under the basket and let him put it in. Take him out any other time cause he is likely very slow.
 

Manuwell

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Originally posted by: JS80
anyone wondering how big their packages are?

... and how a big pile of cr@p he is producing !! The plumber sure makes some money in the village.
 

Phokus

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Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
Aww. That little guy would make a cute pet.


I bet the tall guy would think the same about you :D

Doesn't hombre pequeno mean 'small guy' in spanish? ;)
 

HombrePequeno

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Originally posted by: Phokus
Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
Aww. That little guy would make a cute pet.


I bet the tall guy would think the same about you :D

Doesn't hombre pequeno mean 'small guy' in spanish? ;)

Yep, he would be about 2.5 feet taller than me.

This actually reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman continually laughs at the motivational speaker that's a midget. "Hey, look, look they put a little suit on him!"
 

Eug

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Originally posted by: l6873
Originally posted by: DaWhim
world tallest and shortest, china has it all!

They're Mongolian, and the small one isn't the world's shortest.
The world's shortest is in China I believe.

And Inner Mongolia is part of China too.
 

her209

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Holy crap! That big guy could eat that little guy, no problem!!!

:shocked:
 

Sureshot324

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Originally posted by: txrandom
Both of those tall dudes should play basketball. If a team needs an easy win, just stick him under the basket and let him put it in. Take him out any other time cause he is likely very slow.

The 8'4 guy can barely walk because of knee problems. He weighs like 440 pounds.