This will probably get pulled b/c I'm pretty sure it's a violation of eBay's TOS.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5575462152
These underwear smell awful! I wore them for 32 days straight! No shower, not even a sink bath! I must have blown 100 farts in them. Some were wet and left lots of stinky skidmarks. This is no joke! If you are a little weird, buy them for yourself. If you know someone you want to pull a prank on or get back at-EVEN BETTER!!! This nasty underwear will come with an "official certificate of authenticity" with my signature and a list of some of the "soiling" moments. They will be shipped FREE to the address you desire wrapped in a brown paper box sealed in a zip lock bag so as not to give anything away! Serious bidders only-winning bidder will be expected to pay! I worked long & HARD on these underpants. Ate a lot of cabbage & beans-drank plenty of beer! If you can find a dead rabid one-eyed skunk that smells worse I'd be surprised. I've sealed them up and they're "curing" in the basement. Probably will eliminate all the mice & termites!
Guaranteed to have lots of skidmarks and yellow stains in front. HORRIBLE SMELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Luck & Happy Bidding as there won't be another pair like this until next month...yep..you guessed it...I'm wearing the next Ebay Nasty Underwear right now! (Frrrt! Gotta go...in my undies!!)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5575462152
These underwear smell awful! I wore them for 32 days straight! No shower, not even a sink bath! I must have blown 100 farts in them. Some were wet and left lots of stinky skidmarks. This is no joke! If you are a little weird, buy them for yourself. If you know someone you want to pull a prank on or get back at-EVEN BETTER!!! This nasty underwear will come with an "official certificate of authenticity" with my signature and a list of some of the "soiling" moments. They will be shipped FREE to the address you desire wrapped in a brown paper box sealed in a zip lock bag so as not to give anything away! Serious bidders only-winning bidder will be expected to pay! I worked long & HARD on these underpants. Ate a lot of cabbage & beans-drank plenty of beer! If you can find a dead rabid one-eyed skunk that smells worse I'd be surprised. I've sealed them up and they're "curing" in the basement. Probably will eliminate all the mice & termites!
Guaranteed to have lots of skidmarks and yellow stains in front. HORRIBLE SMELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Luck & Happy Bidding as there won't be another pair like this until next month...yep..you guessed it...I'm wearing the next Ebay Nasty Underwear right now! (Frrrt! Gotta go...in my undies!!)
