World's most punchable face

Most punchable face

  • Justin Bieber

    Votes: 5 10.2%
  • Martin Shkreli

    Votes: 27 55.1%
  • Mark Zuckerberg

    Votes: 4 8.2%
  • Logan Paul

    Votes: 5 10.2%
  • Piers Morgan

    Votes: 3 6.1%
  • Jared Kushner

    Votes: 2 4.1%
  • Your mom (Happy Mother's Day!)

    Votes: 3 6.1%

  • Total voters
    49

madoka

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Jun 22, 2004
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These guys have a face even a mother can punch, but who's the most punchable?

1. Justin Bieber

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2. Martin Shkreli

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3. Mark Zuckerberg

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4. Logan Paul

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5. Piers Morgan

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6. Jared Kushner

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madoka

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Jun 22, 2004
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Yeah, I tried to stay away from the more political or historical figures, because this isn't P&N.
 

PottedMeat

Lifer
Apr 17, 2002
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this guy
Martin Shkreli
and even if you didn't want to punch him, the second he opens his mouth you will


Mark Zuckerberg you wouldn't want to punch bare handed, that's a cybernetic organism - living tissue over metal endoskeleton.
 
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zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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Yeah, I tried to stay away from the more political or historical figures, because this isn't P&N.

lol, the Kush, though? :D

But I wanted to vote for Kush because he has been making a huge push in this category, as well as the Zuck....but Shkrelli really slammed that massive gauntlet on the ground a few years back and no one has yet been able to pick it up.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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Oh OH! What about that Nazi guy? He actually receives many real-life face-punches!

That has to count for something, no?
 
Nov 8, 2012
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Something about Jonah fucking Hill that I want to punch.

Maybe it's the fact that he can only ever star in shitty ass 2nd grade comedies - or the fact that he just looks like a complete douche.

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Same with Seth Rogan for exact same reasons:
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thraashman

Lifer
Apr 10, 2000
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First 2 names that came to mind for me were Ajit Pai and Ted Cruz. But if I'm being honest, if I were to meet them both in person simultaneously and only have time to punch one of them in the face before I was stopped, I'd punch Ajit Pai and then fight like hell to try to punch him again.