**Master Plan**
Buy island
Build secret lair possible themes include mountain in shape of skull, lair hidden inside active volcano, etc.
Buy props: gun made of gold, mechanical claw, etc.
Work on evil plan to take over the world!
Work on evil laugh
Sharks with laser beams? maybe
Note to self: Never and i do mean never tell the secret agent your evil plan while strapped into elaborate death machine.
*thinking to myself* 'they say man is the most dangerous and fun animal to hunt and i will need something to do in between taking over world and killing secret agents'
anyone want to spend a weekend at my new island? one way ticket and a nifty orange vest with cool bullseye logo painted on the back is included free!!