Worlds Fattest Man Gets Married

[Chryso]

How do you even get that fat? I think the person really at fault is the one who kept bringing him food.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Injury
I think I recall other stories about this gigantic pile of human waste that said the girl he married was actually one of caretakers/dietitians that is helping him go from "world's fatest man" to "most weight lost".

That's not nice. The guy obviously has something wrong with him. I don't think you can get that fat from eating too much.

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: Epic Fail
We know who'll be on top during the wedding night.

Headline of tomorrow:
Bride of world's fattest man dies after being crushed to death on wedding night.

 

[herrjimbo]

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Single guys everywhere just hung their head in shame.

Tell me about it. I can't get a girlfriend for the life of me and Lardo the humpback whale can.

it's no wonder you can't get a girlfriend since you speak so eloquently.

 

[Wheezer]

man, if she played her cards right she could a been rich as hell....take out a hefty life insurance policy on his fat ass and after they are married and he is hauled away via flatbed....have a Tequila truck hit it head on and burst into flames.

Headline: Worlds fattest groom dies in tragic bacon grease fire.

 

[Itchrelief]

Originally posted by: effowe
The Fark headline was hilarious..

Worlds heaviest man gets married. The bride looked radiant as she stepped out of a limo, wearing a dress by Valentino. The groom was jubilant, arriving by flatbed truck, wearing sheets by JC Penny

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7692672.stm << Link with more bandwidth.

Of course the truck has to make the "beep beep beep" backup noise...

 

[Mo0o]

I thought you had mispelled fastest and that this was gonna be about Usain Bolt

 

[aesthetics]

She's cute, too. Wtf mate?

 

[imported_apocalypse]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I thought you had mispelled fastest and that this was gonna be about Usain Bolt

Same!


I laughed so hard when the truck backed up with the beeping noise.
-> "You're so fat when you walks backwards you hear 'beep beep beep'"

 

[dennilfloss]

That is one set of gigantic flabby moobs!!:shocked:

 

[TallBill]

Why the fuck is this news?

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: Chryso

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Single guys everywhere just hung their head in shame.

Tell me about it. I can't get a girlfriend for the life of me and Lardo the humpback whale can.

Maybe he has a really great personality.

He must be like that Arnold on Green Acres...

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Injury
I think I recall other stories about this gigantic pile of human waste that said the girl he married was actually one of caretakers/dietitians that is helping him go from "world's fatest man" to "most weight lost".

That's not nice. The guy obviously has something wrong with him. I don't think you can get that fat from eating too much.

It's ATOT you shouldn't expect nice, I'm sure Injury is just pissed off because he can't get a girl and this "gigantic pile of human waste" can. I wonder what that makes him? hummm....

This pile of waste as the idiot so shittly put it, had issues beyond his control. He had tumors on his legs that weighed more than you or I. As ThePresence said you don't get this size by eating, I know his diet contributed, but no way in hell you could eat yourself to be his size without having something really wrong inside.

 

[SirStev0]

Well I ain't saying shes a gold digger. But she's about to marry A LOT BIGGER.