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World's Dumbest Spider

Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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I found the world's dumbest spider today.

He/she decided to make his/her web in the downstairs toilet bowl. To top it off, it hides by going under the rim.

One flush and the problem is gone.

PS: my sister is scared silly by spiders. Maybe I should invite her over. 😛

 
I've had one make a web in my toilet bowl once. I just figured it had a poo fetish.
 
Originally posted by: Calin
Mosquitoes (and other small insects) like to fly near water.
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Well...when I'm in the bathroom, it becomes a "no-fly zone". My rancid stench drops all those little buggers right to the floor.
 
one time, i was taking a poop, and then i felt a slight sharp itchy pain up my buttthole thing.

I went WTF!. But thought nothing of it until i started to wipe and observe my findings.

Ahh ic, a stupid ant somehow got in there and got pissed off at the poop coming out and bit me.

it was dead obviously.
 
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
one time, i was taking a poop, and then i felt a slight sharp itchy pain up my buttthole thing.

I went WTF!. But thought nothing of it until i started to wipe and observe my findings.

Ahh ic, a stupid ant somehow got in there and got pissed off at the poop coming out and bit me.

it was dead obviously.
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That's a pretty picture...
 
DUDE!! I've heard of that spider before!! They say it hides under the rim so that when you sit down to take a poop, it BITES YOU IN THE ASS!!!

I always thought it was a joke!!!
 
Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
one time, i was taking a poop, and then i felt a slight sharp itchy pain up my buttthole thing.

I went WTF!. But thought nothing of it until i started to wipe and observe my findings.

Ahh ic, a stupid ant somehow got in there and got pissed off at the poop coming out and bit me.

it was dead obviously.
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Spshaw... it was set there by your dad... At least it didn't pee on you though..

😛
 
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