World War III

[Grasshopper27]

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with large breasts."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with large breasts? Why kill a blonde with large breasts?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass. I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

 

[geno]

 

[StageLeft]

LOL!

 

[JC]

 

[GSOYF]

that was hilarious.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
LOL!

^^

 

[NutBucket]

Ahahahahahah!

Well, maybe if it was Anna Nicole nobody would care

 

[N8Magic]

LOL

You're on a roll today!

 

[Ender]

I've heard this before, but it's still amusing.

 

[kherman]

ROFLMAO!!!!

 

[SHoddyCOmp]

good stuff

 

[SSP]

Buahahaah!

 

[bigrash]

lol. good one!

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: geno

 

[Rakkis]

The same man later then turns and sees two non-descript terrorists talking.

man: "What are *you* guys talking about?"
terrorit 1: "We're going to kill 270 million americans and a blonde with large breasts"
man: "why are you going to kill a blonde with large breasts?"
terrorist 2: "see? i told you nobody would care about the americans"

my point: the people of iraq are not personally responsible for horrendous things done againts the people of our country. their corrupt, power hungry leaders are. i don't see how genocide is funny.

 

[HombrePequeno]

Since when have there been 140 million Iraqis?

 

[charrison]

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno
Since when have there been 140 million Iraqis?

I think there are less than 20 Million....

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: Rakkis
The same man later then turns and sees two non-descript terrorists talking.

man: "What are *you* guys talking about?"
terrorit 1: "We're going to kill 270 million americans and a blonde with large breasts"
man: "why are you going to kill a blonde with large breasts?"
terrorist 2: "see? i told you nobody would care about the americans"

my point: the people of iraq are not personally responsible for horrendous things done againts the people of our country. their corrupt, power hungry leaders are. i don't see how genocide is funny.

You must get beat up in school a lot.

 

[rocadelpunk]

hahah that's rich I tell yah, rich!

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: MacBaine

Originally posted by: Rakkis
The same man later then turns and sees two non-descript terrorists talking.

man: "What are *you* guys talking about?"
terrorit 1: "We're going to kill 270 million americans and a blonde with large breasts"
man: "why are you going to kill a blonde with large breasts?"
terrorist 2: "see? i told you nobody would care about the americans"

my point: the people of iraq are not personally responsible for horrendous things done againts the people of our country. their corrupt, power hungry leaders are. i don't see how genocide is funny.

You must get beat up in school a lot.

I thought you got a vacation?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

My handy dandy CIA factbook says about 24 million

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: NutBucket
Ahahahahahah!

Well, maybe if it was Anna Nicole nobody would care

LOL, that was my first thought, too.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
My handy dandy CIA factbook says about 24 million

You mean the handy dandy TOP SECRET CIA factbook?

 

[UNCjigga]

teh g00t one!

 

[GTaudiophile]

LOL! Good one...