So I went to the Major League Eating website and Patrick Bertoletti ate 275 jalapenos in 8 min. D: You got to be little out there to be doing this kind of stuff.
http://www.ifoce.com/rankings.php?action=detail&sn=105
Some of the records are ridiculous:
22oz Slurpee in 9 seconds
3#3oz pickled beef tongue (whole)
1.75# salted butter in 5 minutes
1.5 gallons chili in 10 minutes
17.7# cow brains in 15 minutes
21# grits in 10 minutes
20 hard boiled eggs in 84 seconds
128 oz pure mayonnaise in 8 minutes
3 raw onions in 1 minute
5#4oz pork and beans in 58 seconds
23#7oz salmon chowder in 6 minutes
Also of note: Patrick Bertoletti holds the records for turkey meat in 12 minutes and turkey meat in 8 minutes, and the 8 minute record is >2# more than the 12 minute record.
Last item of note: there are records for french fries, french fries (short), and pomme frites. Do they really need three records for the same thing?