A junior manager, a senior manager and Moshe their boss, are on their way to a meeting. On their journey through a park, they come across an oil lamp sticking out of the ground under a bush. They pick it up, rub it, and out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Thank you very much. I normally grant three wishes but as there are three of you, I can only allow one wish each."
Without waiting for the others, the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat with loads of money and have no worries for the rest of my life."
POW and he was gone.
The junior manager couldn?t keep quiet and shouted, "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls all around me, and plenty of good food and champagne."
KERPOW and he was gone too.
Moshe the boss then calmly said, "Here?s my wish. I want those two idiots back in my office immediately after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let the boss go first.
The genie says, "Thank you very much. I normally grant three wishes but as there are three of you, I can only allow one wish each."
Without waiting for the others, the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat with loads of money and have no worries for the rest of my life."
POW and he was gone.
The junior manager couldn?t keep quiet and shouted, "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls all around me, and plenty of good food and champagne."
KERPOW and he was gone too.
Moshe the boss then calmly said, "Here?s my wish. I want those two idiots back in my office immediately after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let the boss go first.
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