Work got us catered lunch today, mexican food.

[jdoggg12]

The food was great, but damn... I sound like a riced-out civic. Every 30 seconds or so poisonous gas has been exploding out of me.

You gotta love it when your blast radius is over 10 co-workers wide. Anyone else been fermenting today?


EDIT:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The VP that i pissed on just walked by. "I should've known better than to put gassy food around YOU. I see that you've once again turned a bodily function into humor, maybe we should put you in Marketing! haha Hope you all have a good weekend!! If anyone needs me, i'll be at home gagging."


God i love working here.

 

[waggy]

hahahah i feel for them.

 

[moshquerade]

thanks for sharing.

it must be nice to have management buy you lunch.

 

[amdskip]

Haha, don't you love how certain foods make you that way. Have they asked you to step outside yet?

 

[Platypus]

I'm surprised you'd do that in front of your coworkers.

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: Platypus
I'm surprised you'd do that in front of your coworkers.

You'd be surprised by the company culture

 

[Looney]

Are you not toilet trained?

 

[kstu]

Originally posted by: Looney
Are you not toilet trained?

he's not pooping

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: Looney
Are you not toilet trained?

Who goes to the toilet every time they gotta fart?

 

[Looney]

It's the same muscles that are involved. You seriously can't suppress it?

 

[Cruisin1]

Thats me when I eat Indian food for lunch

 

[waggy]

someone should come up and yell in your face "YOU NEED TO STOP FVKING FARTING" i thnk that would be cool.

 

[adairusmc]

Originally posted by: waggy
someone should come up and yell in your face "YOU NEED TO STOP FVKING FARTING" i thnk that would be cool.

Does he work for Target?

 

[nweaver]

Hey, I bet your boss won't complain if you make it an early weekend!

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: waggy
someone should come up and yell in your face "YOU NEED TO STOP FVKING FARTING" i thnk that would be cool.

Hahaha, animosity much?

Really though, i'm not the only one doing it. It has just become a bit of a competition between me and 2 of the guys across from me. The girl next to us is the ref :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: Platypus
I'm surprised you'd do that in front of your coworkers.

You'd be surprised by the company culture

class--

 

[K1052]

If I was there I'd flick a lighter and blow you all to kingdom come before the fumes suffocate me.

If I'm going down I'm taking people with me.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: waggy
someone should come up and yell in your face "YOU NEED TO STOP FVKING FARTING" i thnk that would be cool.

Hahaha, animosity much?

Really though, i'm not the only one doing it. It has just become a bit of a competition between me and 2 of the guys across from me. The girl next to us is the ref :laugh: :laugh:

sheesh. so she refing by how loud they are or how smelly? is she getting down and smelling your ass? what about the wet ones? that bonus points?

:edit: hah it reminds me of a story. When i was in highschool i was working for a local clinic. Me and a friend would go to a local burrioto shop (you can get a 3 lb burrito for $5!).

trouble is they would give us bad bad gas. so we would walk around having a competition. we would walk near the night time receptionist and let them go.

whoever caused her to go to the night manager won! heh

 

[Jeff7]

Shortylickens needs to post here - his sig contains a semi-relevant quote of mine:

Originally posted by: Jeff7 @ 03/05/2007 8:21 PM

Every time I use the toilet, I'm in there thinking, "Wow, I have GOT to post about this on ATOT!" But then by the time I get done, I've completely forgotten to do that. I'll have to start bringing my laptop in to give play-by-play updates.

A relic from this old thread.

 

[OutHouse]

Beano

 

[Strk]

Originally posted by: Looney
It's the same muscles that are involved. You seriously can't suppress it?

I'm not sure about getting gas from Mexican food, as I don't get any from it, but I'm lactose intollerant and I know when I hold that in it is extremely painful.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Strk

Originally posted by: Looney
It's the same muscles that are involved. You seriously can't suppress it?

I'm not sure about getting gas from Mexican food, as I don't get any from it, but I'm lactose intollerant and I know when I hold that in it is extremely painful.

yeap. my daughter had a bad case of gas. she just happened to have a doctor appointment the next day and i asked what we could do (the gas medicine did not work). he said to watch it because it can tear the stomach or such.

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: Platypus
I'm surprised you'd do that in front of your coworkers.

You'd be surprised by the company culture

class--

Yes... b/c there can be NO gross humor at work and to do so would mean you have no class . The natural body functions are to be shunned away in the taboo closet?

Its silly. The average age here is about 28, we work hard and play hard. If you think its just gross and can't see any fun in it, i feel sorry for you.



For those who were wondering: she was reffing the best one, which is a mixture of loudness and smell. I lost

 

[skyking]

I love it!
If you go out on your own at lunch and bring back some "fresh baked bread",
you're crude, rude, unsociable, gross.
THEY catered the gastrointestinal napalm, they cannot bitch
Talk about a 'level' playing field.

 

[LordMorpheus]

I love your VP. Sounds like a great boss.