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[SlickSnake]

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[FelixDeCat]

 

[Cheesetogo]

Do they just protest against every Catholic Church they can find? It seems like 90% of those use the phrase "raping children" in the description.

 

[SlickSnake]

Do they just protest against every Catholic Church they can find? It seems like 90% of those use the phrase "raping children" in the description.

Seems like even the Baptists are not immune to their hateful protesting hijinks. They are kind of angry the REAL Baptists will have nothing to do with them. Dunno why, tho, since they are such a nice love filled Baptist church and stuff.

10/03/2010 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM Terre Haute, IN
Bible Baptist Church 2500 E. Margaret Dr. The God Smack tour of 2010--that will be talked about throughout eternity--includes a preaching stop at the sodomite whorehouse calling themselves Baptists in Terre Haute, Indiana. They're frauds! (Starting with the City's name: High Land my eye! Try "Nether Land" a/k/a Hell. See Ezekiel 31:14/16). The Church of the Lord Jesus Christ began on the banks of the Jordan River with John the Baptist baptizing the Lord Jesus Christ; it has nothing to do with these frauds at "Bible" "Baptist" "Church" in Terre Haute. John the Baptist preached: "Bring Forth Fruits Meet For Repentance!" and "And now also the axe is laid unto the root of the trees: therefore every tree which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire." These frauds say: "Bring forth the money" and "What Axe? What root? What fire?" They wouldn't know a Bible if it hit them square in the face. (We'll see; because that's what we're going to do to them metaphorically). Blind fools leading the blind; and they both fall into the pit. That means YOU'RE GOING TO HELL you lying "Bible Baptist Church" sycophants! And, how convenient is that, since you are already in the ante-room to hell. The so-called Baptist Church in America is worse than the Catholic whorehouse in the raping of children department. They will have eternity to pay for their leading men into great idolatry and sin against their Creator. Part of your just compensation is told of in Revelation 17:16: "And the ten horns which thou sawest upon the beast, these shall hate the whore, and shall make her desolate and naked, and shall eat her flesh, and burn her with fire." Yay! That's a HUGE God Smack right there waiting in the wings!

This parody kind of links back to this serious topic on P&N:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2098408