Well as I posted before I was in the ER earlier today and luckily enough I was next to an older woman who had some good pearls of wisdom.
Doctor: Hi, my name is Dr. Rodgers. It says here, you are allergic to penicillin. do you remember why?
Woman: Listen here Rodgers, don't touch me, I've still got one good arm! No, I can't remember anything right now... are you a doctor? I have the memory of a child, I can remember anything!
Doctor: ........ So you can't remember why you are allergic? it also says you are allergic to Tylenol, do you remember why?
Woman: Yes I break out in hives, just like with penicillin. it's hard to think....
Doctor: You are having a hard time times thinking?
Woman: NOOOO! It's only hard, when I think....
Doctor: OHHHHH OKAAAYYYYY, do you know if you can take Ibuprofen?
Woman: No idea, at this point, I'd take goose $hit if it made me feel better!
Doctor: Ok, I'll be right back!
Woman: (As he walks away and out of the room) WAIT, What was your name, I forgot? WAIT!
Gotta love those senior citizens!
Jugs
Doctor: Hi, my name is Dr. Rodgers. It says here, you are allergic to penicillin. do you remember why?
Woman: Listen here Rodgers, don't touch me, I've still got one good arm! No, I can't remember anything right now... are you a doctor? I have the memory of a child, I can remember anything!
Doctor: ........ So you can't remember why you are allergic? it also says you are allergic to Tylenol, do you remember why?
Woman: Yes I break out in hives, just like with penicillin. it's hard to think....
Doctor: You are having a hard time times thinking?
Woman: NOOOO! It's only hard, when I think....
Doctor: OHHHHH OKAAAYYYYY, do you know if you can take Ibuprofen?
Woman: No idea, at this point, I'd take goose $hit if it made me feel better!
Doctor: Ok, I'll be right back!
Woman: (As he walks away and out of the room) WAIT, What was your name, I forgot? WAIT!
Gotta love those senior citizens!
Jugs
j/k.
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