You know when a kid says ?I don?t like peas!? and the parent says ?Those aren?t peas, they?re tiny cupcakes!? and the kid says ?Cupcakes, wow!? and then the kid eats the peas? That?s the world of corporate branding, the world in which something good is attached to something you probably don?t want in an attempt to drag both down into some dry riverbed of mediocrity and sell out before the water of intelligence comes rushing in. Every company has a different strategy to make this happen. For example, we like to call it ?a Woot-Off?.
But there?s no Box of Cupcakes in the sales strategy for the Black & Decker CP120B 20 Watt Power Backup Battery Pack ? 2 Pack. Just a name that you trust to bring you quality power saws and flat head screwdrivers being attached to a battery pack that can fit in your jacket or purse. And there?s a sticker that says ?Explosion Hazard?.
Beyond Our Chargers
Hmm?I know it was in here somewhere?you see it over there? It?s, like, a bag. Like, a brown paper bag, yeah. It?s got an orange question-mark spray painted on it, I think?Hmmm, no, not over here either. If you could look over there under the laundry table, that?d be cool. Just move that junk out of the way-
What? Oh, those things? Yeah, they?re Black & Decker CP120B 20 Watt Power Backup Battery Packs. I don?t know, I guess you?re supposed to, like, charge your phone or your iPod or whatever off of ?em. I don?t know. My grandma gave ?em to me a couple Christmases ago. I just threw ?em down here. They just looked like junk to me. Yeah, sure, if you want ?em, be my guest. I?ll be glad to get ?em out of here.
Anyway, yeah?still not finding that damn bag. It?s really hard to get ahold of, for some reason. Just gotta keep looking, I guess.
In the box:
* Two Black & Decker CP120B 20 Watt Power Backup Battery Packs
* Two 120 Volt AC Chargers
* Two Drawstring Bags
Originally posted by: Eeezee
LOL the bag of crap is up right now
But clicking "I want it now!" just refreshes the page![]()
Those guys at woot.com are evil. I've seen the BoC show up 7 or 8 times, but I've never gotten it!