Woohoo! I got a compliment!

MaxDepth

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Last night I was at my fun-play volleyball league (bar league where you drink as much as you play). A real cutie-pie from one of the other teams was having fun celebrating her birthday last night, getting her drink on.

She came up to me and said that I was the only one she'd switch teams for (meaning she is a lesbian). She also said that if her new girlfriend doesn't work out, can she call me?

Now that's a compliment! I don't think stopped smiling the whole night.
:D

 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Last night I was at my fun-play volleyball league (bar league where you drink as much as you play). A real cutie-pie from one of the other teams was having fun celebrating her birthday last night, getting her drink on.

She came up to me and said that I was the only one she'd switch teams for (meaning she is a lesbian). She also said that if her new girlfriend doesn't work out, can she call me?

Now that's a compliment! I don't think stopped smiling the whole night.
:D

DUDE, that was the biggest, baddest, bluntest invitation to a threesome I've ever heard. :Q

I would've said "so why don't the three of us get together and have some fun?" Or words to that effect. Those Bi-chicks swing all ways, all the time. :D
 

djheater

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Originally posted by: MaxDepth

She came up to me and said that I was the only one she'd switch teams for (meaning she is a lesbian). She also said that if her new girlfriend doesn't work out, can she call me?

:D


Sounds like a pickup line. Wonder how many she's used that on before.
 

Toasthead

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dude, you got hit on by a lesbian.

I hope she was the feminine one in her current couple.
 

Nitemare

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should have inited them both back to your place and either had a 3some or live lesbian p0rn
 

MaxDepth

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This is where I play on wednesday night - :camera:

Since I have not asked her if I could post her pic on this forum and that I respect her privacy, I can only say that she is is this picture (but I won't say her name or point her out) :camera:
 

MaxDepth

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Originally posted by: yobarman
did she say that because you're the closest thing to a woman she can find in a man?


:):beer:

LOL. Well, I do have great looking legs...

EDIT: Well, I would have liked to have suggested the 3some route but her girlfriend came to the bar to pick her up and take her home. Now, I wouldn't exactly call her girlfriend "girly" or even "womanly;" I think this police sketch says it best of all. (okay, not that bad...)

She looked mean enough to rip off my arms and beat me with them, though!
:Q
 

MichaelD

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IMHO, you screwed-up by not suggesting the threesome thing. :p Even if she said no to the 3-way, I'd have asked if I could have a shot at converting her. What's the worst she could do? Tell you no?
 

Fritzo

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Unfortunately you took this wrong. When she said "Switch teams", she was referring to her volleyball team. Sorry.

BTW- I hope that THIS isn't her :Q
 

tm37

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
IMHO, you screwed-up by not suggesting the threesome thing. :p Even if she said no to the 3-way, I'd have asked if I could have a shot at converting her. What's the worst she could do? Tell you no?

Hey he didn't wet himsflf.

For most of the guys here he did well.
 

thirtythree

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Unfortunately you took this wrong. When she said "Switch teams", she was referring to her volleyball team. Sorry.
Haha. That's what I thought when I first read it.
 
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Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Originally posted by: yobarman
did she say that because you're the closest thing to a woman she can find in a man?


:):beer:

LOL. Well, I do have great looking legs...

EDIT: Well, I would have liked to have suggested the 3some route but her girlfriend came to the bar to pick her up and take her home. Now, I wouldn't exactly call her girlfriend "girly" or even "womanly;" I think this police sketch says it best of all. (okay, not that bad...)

She looked mean enough to rip off my arms and beat me with them, though!
:Q
I always knew SnapIT was a lesbian.