WOOF!

[ltk007]

The damn dog next door won't shut up! ARRGGGG, I feel like rigging a shock collar to its testicles to teach the damn thing a lesson! I've lived next door to you for 5 years, stop barking at me dammit!!!! ITS JUST A FSCKING RABBIT, STFU!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







Sorry, but that dog really pisses me off, it never stops barking and I can't sleep

 

[Adul]

call the police and complain..





(Who let the dogs out?)

 

[geno]

Don't call the cops, just walk over there and ask the owners to restrain the dog somewhat. When they fail to do that, then you call the cops

 

[loogie]

You shouldn't talk about your sister like that.

 

[ltk007]

Did I say bitch loogie?

 

[pillage2001]

Stuff some sleeping pills in a hot dog and let the dog have a good sleep through the night.

 

[Viper GTS]

.50 caliber sniper rifle - $5,000
Scope - $2,000
Ammo - $100

Peace & quiet?

Priceless.



Viper GTS

 

[shiznut123]

ar-15=2500 bucks
just go on a car far away and shoot it.
btw viper, you dont need 100 bucks worth of bullets to kill a puny dog

 

[Sundog]

Don't shoot the darn dog, that would leave evidence!! You people need to THINK! Plus the rifle is too expensive.

Here is the perfect way.
Get a wrist rocket sling shot. I know what you all are thinking**Yes, but the ammo for the wrist rocket will be evidence.

Au contraire mon frere, for the ammo use ice cubes. The evidence will melt away.

I lived next door to a dog like that, and thought of this solution after I had moved away.

 

[fallenoncrack]

Au contraire mon ami!!!

Ice cubes???? now how would you like it if you were hit by ice cubes? its only gonna angry the dog more.

Talk to your neighbors, if they are Yuppy animal fanatics then you will probably start a huge fight, even though you are in the right. Best thing to do is anonymous call to the cops!!!

 

[pillage2001]

Simple, go put the dog on crack.

I once had this friend pouring JD into the a dog's water tray and they both end up sitting beside each other stoned.

 

[Yeeny]

Aww Evan, go give the poochie some loves, and maybe he will stop barking. Maybe the poor fella is just lonely out there in the cold, you should pity him. How would you like it if I chained you up outside all by yourself?

 

[Valhalla1]

who let the dogs out?

 

[bobtist]

GF can sympathize with the mutt, how cute.

I think .50cal is a little overkill. Just throw rocks....

 

[LordMaul]

Good job Viper! You said it first....a .50 BMG should do it...oh, BTW, if it was a .50 cal sniper rifle, the buttlet would splatter the dog and go(depends on the angle) right through the ground waaayyyyyd won deep....who would find it? *mischivous grin* .....Bwahahahahahahaha!

 

[LordMaul]

LOL I said "buttlet" ROFLMAO....

I just couldn't bring myself to edit that.. LOL

 

[Yeeny]

bobtist: You know I always sympathize with you, fleas and all.

LordMaul: Dear God, seek therapy fast man!

 

oooOoo
i second the slingshot and ice cube idea.

 

[LordMaul]

I tried a therapist once...he kicked me out because he thought I was a bit "cracked"...I thought the telephone cord looked very fashonable around his neck! Really!