Woody at Work

[techgamer]

So I'm minding my own business at work. Doing some stuff at my desk. Out of no where the little guy wakes up. Sometimes it goes away fairly quickly. No biggie. But other times he is a pest and wont go away. You cant exactly stand up because the whole world will see. Its pretty obvious. The shit we have to deal with. Its like a kid that keeps annoying you when he wants to play.



TMI...really!

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[Mutilator]

You should yell peek-a-boo every time he pops up.

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: Mutilator
You should yell peek-a-boo every time he pops up.

lol

 

[dabuddha]

Keep a sledgehammer handy and show him whose boss

 

[warmodder]

Put it under your belt and it'll leave in a hurry.

 

[apac]

Usually that means I've been sitting in my chair too long and need to go pee.

 

[sdifox]

Stop treating the little blue pill as candy.

 

[OutHouse]

reminds me of Jr High and get wood for no reason at all. nothing like doing a test and bam wood happens.... talk about loosing concentration.

 

[MegaVovaN]

Originally posted by: Citrix
reminds me of Jr High and get wood for no reason at all. nothing like doing a test and bam wood happens.... talk about loosing concentration.

same

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Citrix
reminds me of Jr High and get wood for no reason at all. nothing like doing a test and bam wood happens.... talk about loosing concentration.

having to go to the board when you get one is one of the most awkward moments. you quickly try and adjust yourself and slide it under your belt so it's not obvious. thankfully i always managed, but it was so hurried and definitely made ya nervous.

 

[MegaVovaN]

I wonder what kinda balls it would take to walk around like nothing happened - there are vids of dude with wood going to Yoga, shopping malls, haircut place, etc

 

[rudder]

LOL at this thread. Sweat pants are the worst for this happening cause there no way to even try to hide it. The elastic is just not strong enough.

 

[RU482]

your keyword being "no-biggie"

 

[Aharami]

worst it when it happens during a meeting. you end up frantically praying that it goes away before the meeting ends

 

[randay]

pull an anchor man.

"Don't act like you're not impressed."

 

[crystal]

Originally posted by: Citrix
reminds me of Jr High and get wood for no reason at all. nothing like doing a test and bam wood happens.... talk about loosing concentration.

shouldn't that be hard concentration?????

 

[Darkstar757]

think of dead puppies.

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: Aharami
worst it when it happens during a meeting. you end up frantically praying that it goes away before the meeting ends

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Its embarassing but then I become thankful that My boys are so vivacious

 

[RapidSnail]

I don't know how serious you are, but do you were tight underwear? If you do, try relieving the stress in some way. I wear boxer briefs (Under Armor) and time to time I get an accidental erection from the friction/compression. When accessible I just go to a bathroom or stall and push my briefs down below my waist and stand upright for 10-20 seconds or so and it goes away. Sounds gay as hell, but it works, especially when you've had it for 10 minutes or so.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
I don't know how serious you are, but do you were tight underwear? If you do, try relieving the stress in some way. I wear boxer briefs (Under Armor) and time to time I get an accidental erection from the friction/compression. When accessible I just go to a bathroom or stall and push my briefs down below my waist and stand upright for 10-20 seconds or so and it goes away. Sounds gay as hell, but it works, especially when you've had it for 10 minutes or so.

 

[Jeff7]

There's only one "sure fire" way to get rid of something like that in a hurry.

 

[Mutilator]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
There's only one "sure fire" way to get rid of something like that in a hurry.

Grasp firmly, snap in half. :evil:

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: RapidSnail
I don't know how serious you are, but do you were tight underwear? If you do, try relieving the stress in some way. I wear boxer briefs (Under Armor) and time to time I get an accidental erection from the friction/compression. When accessible I just go to a bathroom or stall and push my briefs down below my waist and stand upright for 10-20 seconds or so and it goes away. Sounds gay as hell, but it works, especially when you've had it for 10 minutes or so.

He's afraid to tell us he secretly rubs one out in there to an out of date issue of Men's Health.

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: Mutilator

Originally posted by: Jeff7
There's only one "sure fire" way to get rid of something like that in a hurry.

Grasp firmly, snap in half. :evil:

That's the perfect comment from someone with your username. :laugh: