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Training courses are now available for those woman that don't know everything:
1. Silence, the final frontier : where no woman has gone before.
2. The undiscovered side of banking: Making deposits.
3. Parties: Going without new outfits.
4. Man management: Minor houshold chores can wait till after the game.
5. Bathroom etiquette 1 ; Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.
6. Bathroom etiquette 2 : His razor is his.
7. Communication Skills 1: Tears - the last resort, not the first.
8. Communication Skills 2: Thinking before speaking.
9. Communication Skills 3: Getting what you want without nagging.
10. Driving a Car safely: A skill you CAN acquire.
11. Telephone Skills: How to hang up.
12. Introduction to parking.
13. Advanced Parking: Backing into a space.
14. Water retention: Fat or Fact.
15. Cooking 1: Bringing back bacon, eggs and butter.
16. Cooking 2: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.
17. Cooking 3: How not to inflict yor diets on other people.
18. Compliments: Accepting them gracefully.
19. PMS: Your problem not his.
20. Dancing; Why men dont like to.
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing outfits you already have.
22. Household Dust: A harmless natural occurance only woman notice.
23. Integrating your Laundry: Washing it all together.
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.
25. TV remotes: For Men Only.
26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
Please Register immediately as courses are in great demand.
Training courses are now available for those woman that don't know everything:
1. Silence, the final frontier : where no woman has gone before.
2. The undiscovered side of banking: Making deposits.
3. Parties: Going without new outfits.
4. Man management: Minor houshold chores can wait till after the game.
5. Bathroom etiquette 1 ; Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.
6. Bathroom etiquette 2 : His razor is his.
7. Communication Skills 1: Tears - the last resort, not the first.
8. Communication Skills 2: Thinking before speaking.
9. Communication Skills 3: Getting what you want without nagging.
10. Driving a Car safely: A skill you CAN acquire.
11. Telephone Skills: How to hang up.
12. Introduction to parking.
13. Advanced Parking: Backing into a space.
14. Water retention: Fat or Fact.
15. Cooking 1: Bringing back bacon, eggs and butter.
16. Cooking 2: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.
17. Cooking 3: How not to inflict yor diets on other people.
18. Compliments: Accepting them gracefully.
19. PMS: Your problem not his.
20. Dancing; Why men dont like to.
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing outfits you already have.
22. Household Dust: A harmless natural occurance only woman notice.
23. Integrating your Laundry: Washing it all together.
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both.
25. TV remotes: For Men Only.
26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
Please Register immediately as courses are in great demand.
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