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Orsorum

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Who made 'em? God must have been a fvckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-hah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pvssy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

God I love Scent of a Woman. :D
 
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Gulzakar

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I remember a comedian once saying

"we love em...we love em lots...we just don't like em"

 
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Chompman

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
God I love Scent of a Woman. :D
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I give you 2 years until you get arrested for killing women and keeping their bodies around for their smell. :p
 
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Blazin Trav

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Originally posted by: Orsorum
Who made 'em? God must have been a fvckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-hah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pvssy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

God I love Scent of a Woman. :D
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:beer: is your friend.
 
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chrisms

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A sucubus is a woman sent from hell to suck the lifeblood out of a man. Remember that.
 
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Chompman

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Originally posted by: chrisms
A sucubus is a woman sent from hell to suck the lifeblood out of a man. Remember that.
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Yes but it feels so good while she is doing it. :p
 
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chrisms

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Originally posted by: Chompman
Originally posted by: chrisms
A sucubus is a woman sent from hell to suck the lifeblood out of a man. Remember that.
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Yes but it feels so good while she is doing it. :p
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Sure it does. Just make sure you have enough money to supply yourself with loads of alcohol after she fscks with your head.
 
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Originally posted by: chrisms
A sucubus is a woman sent from hell to suck the lifeblood out of a man. Remember that.
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Oh, now it's just two fiddy? What, is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or somethin?!
 
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Hossenfeffer

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ah, doin the professional accounting thing... congrats. I'll cheer you on from my house near u-village.
 
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Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer
ah, doin the professional accounting thing... congrats. I'll cheer you on from my house near u-village.
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Thanks! I live right next to the Office Depot in U Village (those garish grey and yellow apartments that are just two years old).
 
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I go to IMA every tuesday ~11:30am, the girl working at the counter is a FINE blond! When I mean fine, I mean damn fine!
You got to check her out sometimes.
 
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Originally posted by: UncleWai
I go to IMA every tuesday ~11:30am, the girl working at the counter is a FINE blond! When I mean fine, I mean damn fine!
You got to check her out sometimes.
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lol I'll be sure to hit up the IMA just for her.

/me walks in... checks her out for a minute... then turns around and walks out
 
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