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Women Wearing Jeans Are Reason Behind Earthquakes

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Well, so says this dufus in Pakistan.

http://www.newindianexpress.com/wor...a-Fazlur-Rehman/2015/05/30/article2840945.ece

During a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman asked the Pakistani armed forces to launch a military operation against women wearing jeans all over Pakistan.
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It also is the reason the Taliban have lost their minds as well

Fazlur Rehman was suggesting that, if these women are wrapped in sacks and kept inside homes and if the Shariah law was in place, then the Taliban brothers would not be attacking Pakistan
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This would be pure humor if it wasn't for the fact there are many that share his opinion in Pakistan.
 
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Fazlur Rehman was suggesting that, if these women are wrapped in sacks and kept inside homes and if the Shariah law was in place, then the Taliban brothers would not be attacking Pakistan
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If Pakistan was Taliban... then Taliban wouldn't need to attack Pakistan.

The man has brilliant logic, if it were already Taliban himself. All he's doing is advocating for Taliban victory.
 
It's so funny how things like this make these guys look incredibly weak minded and admitting they aren't man enough to have the strength to control themselves, that essentially it's her fault she will be attacked...
because jeans and thus not the guys fault!

Maybe if we shipped all the surplus mom jeans from Sears and JC Penny stock they would view the issue differently.
 
Jaskalas said:
This isn't about sexual assault per say, but rather the treatment of women as slaves and property.
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You don't think they are alluding to or implying the idea that jeans leads to rape, if for nothing else a scare tactic if not built in excuse? I always assumed that was standard with these things. I don't think what I am suggesting is really all that different than what you are saying, ie: Property and slaves.
 
We should encourage women to wear bikinis and short shorts, this will cause more earthquakes, but, they will be much smaller scale and cause less damage and hopefully no casualties.
 
IronWing said:
It can be like tectonic plates sliding past each other.
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From what I've heard, that only happens under very special circumstances: when a lady is doing a bouncy quick march, the denim of her jeans is brand spanking new and there's no thigh gap between her legs. The ripples that get created from having her inner thighs grating past each other with such frictional force gets transmitted to the ground, and when stiletto heels are worn, have been seismographed at 9.8 magnitude under foot.
 
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