Women want to talk, men want to...

[moshquerade]

fart. men want to fart.

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
fart. men want to fart.

You forgot the sandwiches. Get back in that damn kitchen and get me a sandwich!

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
fart. men want to fart.

Oh, yeah. I forgot, girls don't fart. :roll::laugh:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Specop 007

Originally posted by: moshquerade
fart. men want to fart.

You forgot the sandwiches. Get back in that damn kitchen and get me a sandwich!

you forgot to say please.

 

[lyssword]

I baked a load of pancakes today, it was fun my mom made teh ingridients and I cooked. + maple syrup, yumm
(i'm 20yr old guy )

 

[Gunslinger08]

Why exactly do women draw out 30 second stories into 4 hour long epics?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
Why exactly do women draw out 30 second stories into 4 hour long epics?

they don't....

but anyways, it's cause we love you and want to tell you all the details so you can grunt and fart... more.

 

[TXHokie]

Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer

Originally posted by: Gagabiji

Studies have shown that while a man will think about sex every 52 seconds, the subject tends to cross women's minds just once a day, the University of California psychiatrist says.

Does this mean that all men are perverts? :Q

how do they know we think of sex every 52 seconds?

ok ill admit i think of it alot, and in increasing amounts when i eventually get to go down to lboro to see my gf, but some days im so busy i know i dont conciously think about it.

Hmmm...that makes sense. We'd have to turn up the frequency since there's only once chance a day that we'd both be on the same wavelength.

 

[SampSon]

Well that article, and I'm sure the book as well, was a long winded load of junk.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Load of crap, as a somewhat perv guy myself whos always thinking about the gf etc, I would say 5 to 5 mins is more accurate, but women thinking about sex once a day is TOTAL BULLSHIT! maybe 30 min - 1 hour at best.. 1 day? Not a chance

 

[Stumps]

meh

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
fart. men want to fart.

It's sadly true. A few of my classes have been all male - the guys would occasionally just cut loose during class. Pathetic.

Originally posted by: joshsquall
Why exactly do women draw out 30 second stories into 4 hour long epics?

"OMG, I just got a P4 Quad core 5GHz CPU!! E-penis +5!!!!! Ego +10!"
or
"Damn, I was with this totally awesome, hot, smart woman last night.*"


* - Paris Hilton

or
Just about any story that inflates a man's ego, without regards to truth or even truthiness.

 

[beemercer]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
and, ofcourse:

There are, however, advantages to being the strong, silent type. Dr Brizendine explains that testosterone also reduces the size of the section of the brain involved in hearing - allowing men to become "deaf" to the most logical of arguments put forward by their wives and girlfriends.

this was written by a woman. biased. i know so many woman that have never heard of the word logic in their life.

Also, is the author talking about actual hearing, like picking up sounds; because I would think that since men were the hunters in hunter-gatherer societies, men would have a far more acute sense of hearing than women. For example trying to listen for the footsteps of prey (men) is far more difficult than listening to someone speak (women). But alas, I am no expert in this stuff.



Another thing:

The areas responsible for communication, emotion and memory are all pared back the unborn baby boy.

What type of memory is she talking about, there are many kinds.
I cant remember names very well at all, but I am very good a remembering the faces of people I've seen before (i just cant put a name to the face ).
Also, I think its been proven that men have greater ability to remember landmarks which allowed for better path finding during hunts during the Hunter-Gatherer societies.

 

[Geekbabe]

I have a lot of days where I don't speak much at all.It would actually be pretty easy to go thru several days just speaking when it's about something immediate ie: what do you want to eat? type questions.

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra

Originally posted by: moshquerade
fart. men want to fart.

Oh, yeah. I forgot, girls don't fart. :roll::laugh:

OR POOP!

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
I have a lot of days where I don't speak much at all.It would actually be pretty easy to go thru several days just speaking when it's about something immediate ie: what do you want to eat? type questions.

There was a pohle awhile back about hte last time you had talked to another person (or even yourself). I remember I hadn't for over 36 hours one time :x.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: mrkun
Do they seriously believe that men think about sex every 52 seconds? I know I certainly don't. If that were the case, nothing would ever get done and we would still be living in caves.

Edited for spelling.

Maybe you could spell correctyl the first time if you didn't think about sex so otfen