Women... the best firewall in the world

[Leros]

One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.

1. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
2. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
3. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
4. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1,687,500,000,000,000 byte/second = 1,687.5 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,687.5 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

:hmm:

 

[thecoolnessrune]

You're a nerd.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through, hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

Abort, Retry, Fail?

 

[Rubycon]

Bad command or file name!

 

[BudAshes]

"Here's another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a miracle. I don't know who started this rumor but it's not a miracle. No more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out of your butt. It's a chemical reaction and a biological reaction. You want to know a miracle? A miracle is raising a kid that doesn't talk in a fucking movie theater . . . I'll go you one further, and this is the routine that has virtually ended my career in America. If you have children here tonight—and I assume some of you do—I am sorry to tell you this. They are not special. I'll let that sink in. Don't get me wrong, folks. I know you think they're special. You think that. I'm telling you—they're not. Did you know that every time a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? Did you know that? And you mean to tell me you think your child is special? Because one out of 200 million sperm connected . . . that load? Gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I have wiped entire civilizations off of my chest, with a grey gym sock. That is special. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. That is special. And I want you to think about that, you two-egg-carrying beings out there with that holier-than-thou, we-have-the-gift-of-life attitude. I have tossed universes, in my underpants, while napping. That is special." -Bill Hicks

 

[Freshgeardude]

8/10 cause i laughed

 

[mugs]

I see a bunch of words and then "small package." I'm sorry for your... small penis.

 

[Barfo]

Just a couple sperms make it all the way to the egg.

Fail.

 

[geno]

the throughput of a man's member

Funny ass phrase, right there.

 

[SSSnail]

So the egg is the best firewall, not women, because women can be penetrated easily.

 

[Terabyte]

So the egg is the best firewall, not women, because women can be penetrated easily.

hahaha

 

[Bignate603]

They have a good firewall but their antivirus sucks.

 

[mmntech]

So the egg is the best firewall, not women, because women can be penetrated easily.

Brings a whole new meaning to "uploading to the back-end."

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

They have a good firewall but their antivirus sucks.

And bad drivers.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Wow that's pretty decent for a hardware appliance that can also clean and do other multitasking stuff around the house. Probably worth getting more then one for load balancing.

 

[TecHNooB]

Interesting

 

[Phoenix86]

And bad drivers.

Probably because they are too Creative.

 

[rockyct]

Wow that's pretty decent for a hardware appliance that can also clean and do other multitasking stuff around the house. Probably worth getting more then one for load balancing.

Hardware upkeep is horrible as it requires constant maintenance, so two devices is out of the question.

 

[MotF Bane]

loool

 

[alyarb]

if there is no devmode i'm not playing with it.

 

[gsellis]

Hmmm.... Now I am starting to imagine routers wearing fur coats and driving Cadillacs.

 

[ViviTheMage]

niiice

 

[keird]

This is why I keep coming here.

 

[Krazy4Real]

This thread has made my day. Thank you ATOT.