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women have something going for them too !

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lawaris

Banned
read this somewhere ........


I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions
I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
And I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt
My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch
Or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
To have these two boobs and squat when I pee
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
Stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
Then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
You can forget all about that old penis envy
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!

 
my rebuttle:

I'm glad I'm a man, it's simple, you see,
because I can stand when i have to pee
I like to make fun of people who are really dumb
you women just don't understnad that ballbusting is fun
I have to put cheese on everything I eat
Will you please stop bitching to me about that damn toliet seat
No your ass doesn't look fat in that dress
For the love of God, give it a rest
Can you please let me watch the game in peace
and I don't want a cat in the house, not in the least
I don't keep secrets from my friends and gossip as soon as they leave
Is football really that big of a pet peave?
Sometimes I wonder why i put up with your crap
because I'm telling you, I don't need a map.
I like my car with all my heart, don't get me started
by the way, that was me who farted.
 
LOL, that was funny so was the rebuttle but I am glad I am not a chick. I have one for a close friend and it takes her forever to getready to go out cause she looks "bad" even thou she looks fine without her hair done and crap like that. I hear about her schedual and stuff like that I am sure glad I dont go through stuff like that. I also work at the same place as her, she got me the job and she has to act all super happy and nice to everyone who comes in (I work at alibrary) it almost like it is expected for her to be all cheery around other people, me just act like I am around my friends. o and in the poem that Lawaris posted that said "I dont go around readjusting my crotch" well if ya had a pair you would trust me. well all I can say is I am damm glad I am a man, well except for insurance for cars cause it is higher than chicks even thou we can drive better.
 
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