I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in
front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to have to drive on the shoulder
to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that
he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger...."Man, that
guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I always smile nicely and wave in a
sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's
why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work; That's 96 miles each
day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32
miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That, brings the number to something like
36,000 cars that I pass everyday. Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or
unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons
and this number is increasing. That means that every single day, I drive
past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her
biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and
is armed.
Give her the finger? ... I don't think so!
😉
front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to have to drive on the shoulder
to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that
he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger...."Man, that
guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I always smile nicely and wave in a
sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's
why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work; That's 96 miles each
day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32
miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That, brings the number to something like
36,000 cars that I pass everyday. Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or
unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons
and this number is increasing. That means that every single day, I drive
past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her
biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and
is armed.
Give her the finger? ... I don't think so!
😉
