Women Drivers

[Atrail]

Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and
when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!!
It scared me so much that I dropped my electric
shaver, which, knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my
knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL....

F****NG WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!

































i know i know its
r e p o
but its funny

 

[Eli]

LOL!

 

[PowerMacG5]

ROFL

 

[MichaelD]

Mm-kay.

Um...it is a (R), but you did have the best of intentions...but you did a CRAPPY cut-n-paste job...all those extra lines.

You get a zero. But it's a Zero of Best Intentions.

Damn..playing too much Diablo....

 

[Muse]

I was doing some work on my front porch today and noticed a woman parking her car in front of my house. She was obviously a lousy driver. She hit the curb a couple of times and obviously did so on purpose. Not surprisingly her car had dings all over the part I could see. She's an older woman so you'd think she would know better by now. It appears that she lives across the street. I heard her having an inane conversation with some other people, probably her housemates. Just another dodo. I'm sure not all women are lousy drivers, but that lady shocked me.

 

[kevinthenerd]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Mm-kay.

Um...it is a (R), but you did have the best of intentions...but you did a CRAPPY cut-n-paste job...all those extra lines.

You get a zero. But it's a Zero of Best Intentions.

Damn..playing too much Diablo....

too much Diablo here too... just because i get that joke

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: KraziKid
ROFL

 

[TheHeartless]

LOL ^_^

 

[Instan00dles]

I almost got killed yesterday cause some woman was trying to punch in her pay as you go phone card into her cell phone while driving, drifted into my lane and almost got side swipped.

 

[Atrail]

Originally posted by: Instan00dles
I almost got killed yesterday cause some woman was trying to punch in her pay as you go phone card into her cell phone while driving, drifted into my lane and almost got side swipped.

lol