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notfred

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10:00PM - Arrive together at apartment.
Her: I should go home, I have to be up and back over here early tomorrow.
Me: You can stay here if you want.
Her: I don't have any clothes or anything.
Me: Alright.
Her: Wait, can I use your computer real fast?
Me: Sure.

12:00AM comes around... me and her lying on couch.
Her: I'm sleepy.
Me: You going to head home?
Her: Well, not now, it's late.
Me: Heh, ok.
Her: this is your fault.
Me: What, for not forcing you to go home?
Her: Yes.

Her: Brushes teeth, undresses, gets in my bed...

I'm not complaining or anything ;)... they just don't make sense. :p

I'm going to bed now.
 
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DaWhim

Lifer
Feb 3, 2003
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so would you ever vote for a female to be president of the united states? I have 4 sisters and I know this well. ;)
 
her209

her209

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Oct 11, 2000
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I call shenanigans... why are you posting!?!?!? You should be in bed!!!
 
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ragazzo

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Originally posted by: notfred
10:00PM - Arrive together at apartment.
Her: I should go home, I have to be up and back over here early tomorrow.
Me: You can stay here if you want.
Her: I don't have any clothes or anything.
Me: Alright.
Her: Wait, can I use your computer real fast?
Me: Sure.

12:00AM comes around... me and her lying on couch.
Her: I'm sleepy.
Me: You going to head home?
Her: Well, not now, it's late.
Me: Heh, ok.
Her: this is your fault.
Me: What, for not forcing you to go home?
Her: Yes.

Her: Brushes teeth, undresses, gets in my bed...

I'm not complaining or anything ;)... they just don't make sense. :p

I'm going to bed now.
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she doesn't want to sound slutty.

 
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Eli

Super Moderator | Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: notfred
10:00PM - Arrive together at apartment.
Her: I should go home, I have to be up and back over here early tomorrow.
Me: You can stay here if you want.
Her: I don't have any clothes or anything.
Me: Alright.
Her: Wait, can I use your computer real fast?
Me: Sure.

12:00AM comes around... me and her lying on couch.
Her: I'm sleepy.
Me: You going to head home?
Her: Well, not now, it's late.
Me: Heh, ok.
Her: this is your fault.
Me: What, for not forcing you to go home?
Her: Yes.

Her: Brushes teeth, undresses, gets in my bed...

I'm not complaining or anything ;)... they just don't make sense. :p

I'm going to bed now.
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LOL... :D

It's alllll your fault. ;):beer:
 
Wuzup101

Wuzup101

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Feb 20, 2002
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Originally posted by: Mustangrrl
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Man I sure hope he is doing something productive! :D
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Reproductive?!
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From the sound of it he probably wouldn't want to get REproductive... lol just a little busy
 
Siddhartha

Siddhartha

Lifer
Oct 17, 1999
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In college I dated this woman who would come over to my dorm room and after 15 minutes she would start saying she had to leave. We would neck, have sex, cuddle, and during this she would keep saying she had to leave. I asked her about this later and she said that she had been seeing another guy for a year before she met me and that she was conflicted about what she was doing.
 
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AIWGuru

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Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
...would start saying she had to leave. We would neck, have sex, cuddle, and during this she would keep saying she had to leave.
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This is commonly referred to as "rape."

 
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nativesunshine

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Originally posted by: AIWGuru
Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
...would start saying she had to leave. We would neck, have sex, cuddle, and during this she would keep saying she had to leave.
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This is commonly referred to as "rape."
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hahahaha....

that made me laugh for some reason.

this whole thread makes me laugh. this is what a whole night of not sleeping does to ya... w00t!
 
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nageov3t

Lifer
Feb 18, 2004
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women make perfect sense. just understand that they never mean exactly what they say ;)

when she says "I don't have any clothes or anything," what she really means is "I want to stay but don't want to seem like a slut. So I'm going to dick around for awhile until it seems as if I'm staying because it's really late and not just because I want to."
 
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Wuffsunie

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May 4, 2002
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Of course it's your fault. You're the man in the situtation, thus automatically guilty of anything ;)
Don't you realize that women are never wrong, even when proven incorrect? :p
 
ElFenix

ElFenix

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note: ATer has girl in bed and rather than being in bed too, ATer is posting.
 
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