Women are nuts

Siva

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What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.
 

Connoisseur

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Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.

Porn is def. cheaper than dating. but no replacement for good sex. I think a better question would be: "I wonder if hookers are a better alternative." Answer is most def yes. People have this dread that all hookers are dirty. Guess what... the girl you're goin out with could be just as dirty. Hookers have an up front fee and if you do the math... you spend less money and much less time trying to get laid and more time ACTUALLY gettin laid than a gf.
 

ponyo

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Originally posted by: Connoisseur
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.

Porn is def. cheaper than dating. but no replacement for good sex. I think a better question would be: "I wonder if hookers are a better alternative." Answer is most def yes. People have this dread that all hookers are dirty. Guess what... the girl you're goin out with could be just as dirty. Hookers have an up front fee and if you do the math... you spend less money and much less time trying to get laid and more time ACTUALLY gettin laid than a gf.


QFT
 

godmare

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Originally posted by: Connoisseur
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.

Porn is def. cheaper than dating. but no replacement for good sex. I think a better question would be: "I wonder if hookers are a better alternative." Answer is most def yes. People have this dread that all hookers are dirty. Guess what... the girl you're goin out with could be just as dirty. Hookers have an up front fee and if you do the math... you spend less money and much less time trying to get laid and more time ACTUALLY gettin laid than a gf.


The level of thought you've invested in this is noteworthy, to say the least.
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: Connoisseur
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.

Porn is def. cheaper than dating. but no replacement for good sex. I think a better question would be: "I wonder if hookers are a better alternative." Answer is most def yes. People have this dread that all hookers are dirty. Guess what... the girl you're goin out with could be just as dirty. Hookers have an up front fee and if you do the math... you spend less money and much less time trying to get laid and more time ACTUALLY gettin laid than a gf.

This boy speaks from experience.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.
what information is she having difficulty retaining?

 

Siva

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.
what information is she having difficulty retaining?

That it is expensive and difficult for me to drive 200+ miles to see her every weekend. Some of us have jobs and obligations at home, and have to pay for gas and car repairs and cell phone bills and everything elseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 

tm37

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Originally posted by: Connoisseur
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.

Porn is def. cheaper than dating. but no replacement for good sex. I think a better question would be: "I wonder if hookers are a better alternative." Answer is most def yes. People have this dread that all hookers are dirty. Guess what... the girl you're goin out with could be just as dirty. Hookers have an up front fee and if you do the math... you spend less money and much less time trying to get laid and more time ACTUALLY gettin laid than a gf.

OK well I guess that makes sense
 

godmare

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Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.
what information is she having difficulty retaining?

That it is expensive and difficult for me to drive 200+ miles to see her every weekend. Some of us have jobs and obligations at home, and have to pay for gas and car repairs and cell phone bills and everything elseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

tom wolfe fan?
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.
what information is she having difficulty retaining?

That it is expensive and difficult for me to drive 200+ miles to see her every weekend. Some of us have jobs and obligations at home, and have to pay for gas and car repairs and cell phone bills and everything elseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
you ingrate. sounds like she loves and misses you. that's her crime :roll:

 

Siva

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Originally posted by: godmare
Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.
what information is she having difficulty retaining?

That it is expensive and difficult for me to drive 200+ miles to see her every weekend. Some of us have jobs and obligations at home, and have to pay for gas and car repairs and cell phone bills and everything elseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

tom wolfe fan?

who?
 

ponyo

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Originally posted by: tm37
Originally posted by: Connoisseur
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.

Porn is def. cheaper than dating. but no replacement for good sex. I think a better question would be: "I wonder if hookers are a better alternative." Answer is most def yes. People have this dread that all hookers are dirty. Guess what... the girl you're goin out with could be just as dirty. Hookers have an up front fee and if you do the math... you spend less money and much less time trying to get laid and more time ACTUALLY gettin laid than a gf.

OK well I guess that makes sense


Makes perfect sense.
 

Siva

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.
what information is she having difficulty retaining?

That it is expensive and difficult for me to drive 200+ miles to see her every weekend. Some of us have jobs and obligations at home, and have to pay for gas and car repairs and cell phone bills and everything elseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
you ingrate. sounds like she loves and misses you. that's her crime :roll:

Ingrate? No, I just went to see her directly after work on Friday, moved her out of her dorm room back to her house (carrying all the heavy sh!t after an 8 hour work day), took her to dinner and a movie, and then cleaned the house with her family because they are going to sell it, all at my own expense. She does nothing but complain about me not wanting to drive, pick her up, and bring her back to my town next weekend.

Believe me, if I got one bit of credit for the things I did, I wouldn't be so pissed right now, but instead I hear that I'm terrible for desiring one single solitary weekend to relax instead of work for her.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.
what information is she having difficulty retaining?

That it is expensive and difficult for me to drive 200+ miles to see her every weekend. Some of us have jobs and obligations at home, and have to pay for gas and car repairs and cell phone bills and everything elseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
you ingrate. sounds like she loves and misses you. that's her crime :roll:

Ingrate? No, I just went to see her directly after work on Friday, moved her out of her dorm room back to her house (carrying all the heavy sh!t after an 8 hour work day), took her to dinner and a movie, and then cleaned the house with her family that was going to sell it, all at my own expense. She does nothing but complain about me not wanting to drive, pick her up, and bring her back to my town next weekend.

Believe me, if I got one bit of credit for the things I did, I wouldn't be so pissed right now, but instead I hear that I'm terrible for desiring one single solitary weekend to relax instead of work for her.
sounds like yours is a match made in heaven :confused:
do you care about this girl or is she just a burden?


just tell her you want one weekend to yourself. did you tell her that in no uncertain terms?
oh and tell her you think she is nuts.

 

Siva

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.
what information is she having difficulty retaining?

That it is expensive and difficult for me to drive 200+ miles to see her every weekend. Some of us have jobs and obligations at home, and have to pay for gas and car repairs and cell phone bills and everything elseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
you ingrate. sounds like she loves and misses you. that's her crime :roll:

Ingrate? No, I just went to see her directly after work on Friday, moved her out of her dorm room back to her house (carrying all the heavy sh!t after an 8 hour work day), took her to dinner and a movie, and then cleaned the house with her family that was going to sell it, all at my own expense. She does nothing but complain about me not wanting to drive, pick her up, and bring her back to my town next weekend.

Believe me, if I got one bit of credit for the things I did, I wouldn't be so pissed right now, but instead I hear that I'm terrible for desiring one single solitary weekend to relax instead of work for her.
sounds like yours is a match made in heaven :confused:
do you care about this girl or is she just a burden?


just tell her you want one weekend to yourself. did you tell her that in no uncertain terms?
oh and tell her you think she is nuts.

Things aren't always all so bad. I did tell her what I wanted, and that brought down the rain of hellfire that I am now experiencing. I have told her that she's nuts, but that has never really helped things.
 

Hayabusa Rider

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Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.
what information is she having difficulty retaining?

That it is expensive and difficult for me to drive 200+ miles to see her every weekend. Some of us have jobs and obligations at home, and have to pay for gas and car repairs and cell phone bills and everything elseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
you ingrate. sounds like she loves and misses you. that's her crime :roll:

Ingrate? No, I just went to see her directly after work on Friday, moved her out of her dorm room back to her house (carrying all the heavy sh!t after an 8 hour work day), took her to dinner and a movie, and then cleaned the house with her family because they are going to sell it, all at my own expense. She does nothing but complain about me not wanting to drive, pick her up, and bring her back to my town next weekend.

Believe me, if I got one bit of credit for the things I did, I wouldn't be so pissed right now, but instead I hear that I'm terrible for desiring one single solitary weekend to relax instead of work for her.

Sounds like you are both nuts.

She for not getting that you won't/can't give her more time, and you not understanding that she needs more than a 200 mile sleep over.

Neither of you are getting what you need. Time to rethink the relationship you don't really seem to have.
 

Savij

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Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.
what information is she having difficulty retaining?

That it is expensive and difficult for me to drive 200+ miles to see her every weekend. Some of us have jobs and obligations at home, and have to pay for gas and car repairs and cell phone bills and everything elseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
you ingrate. sounds like she loves and misses you. that's her crime :roll:

Ingrate? No, I just went to see her directly after work on Friday, moved her out of her dorm room back to her house (carrying all the heavy sh!t after an 8 hour work day), took her to dinner and a movie, and then cleaned the house with her family because they are going to sell it, all at my own expense. She does nothing but complain about me not wanting to drive, pick her up, and bring her back to my town next weekend.

Believe me, if I got one bit of credit for the things I did, I wouldn't be so pissed right now, but instead I hear that I'm terrible for desiring one single solitary weekend to relax instead of work for her.

So what prevents her from coming to visit you sometimes?
 

Siva

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Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.
what information is she having difficulty retaining?

That it is expensive and difficult for me to drive 200+ miles to see her every weekend. Some of us have jobs and obligations at home, and have to pay for gas and car repairs and cell phone bills and everything elseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
you ingrate. sounds like she loves and misses you. that's her crime :roll:

Ingrate? No, I just went to see her directly after work on Friday, moved her out of her dorm room back to her house (carrying all the heavy sh!t after an 8 hour work day), took her to dinner and a movie, and then cleaned the house with her family because they are going to sell it, all at my own expense. She does nothing but complain about me not wanting to drive, pick her up, and bring her back to my town next weekend.

Believe me, if I got one bit of credit for the things I did, I wouldn't be so pissed right now, but instead I hear that I'm terrible for desiring one single solitary weekend to relax instead of work for her.

So what prevents her from coming to visit you sometimes?

No job, no money, unwilling to make half an attempt to borrow the car from her parents. She's irrationally afraid of driving after an accident that happened over a year ago.
 

Connoisseur

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Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: Connoisseur
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.

Porn is def. cheaper than dating. but no replacement for good sex. I think a better question would be: "I wonder if hookers are a better alternative." Answer is most def yes. People have this dread that all hookers are dirty. Guess what... the girl you're goin out with could be just as dirty. Hookers have an up front fee and if you do the math... you spend less money and much less time trying to get laid and more time ACTUALLY gettin laid than a gf.

This boy speaks from experience.

I do and i freely admit it. Although at the time I was umm.... a bit drunk to say the least. but hey, it was fun and i'd do it again. i'd just make absolutely sure she was not an STD factory. and hey I hear hookers are great conversationalists too... although I can't personally vouch for that. :)

Edit: Sorry didn't mean to hijack the thread. Dude, sounds like your gf doesn't appreciate you. Either make her appreciate it or leave her. I hate people who constantly demand that you do something no matter how hard you try to satisfy them.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Connoisseur
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: Connoisseur
Originally posted by: Siva
What does it take to get one little piece of information through their thick skullsssssssssss. Sex is nice, but sometimes I wonder if porn is a better alternative.

Porn is def. cheaper than dating. but no replacement for good sex. I think a better question would be: "I wonder if hookers are a better alternative." Answer is most def yes. People have this dread that all hookers are dirty. Guess what... the girl you're goin out with could be just as dirty. Hookers have an up front fee and if you do the math... you spend less money and much less time trying to get laid and more time ACTUALLY gettin laid than a gf.

This boy speaks from experience.

I do and i freely admit it. Although at the time I was umm.... a bit drunk to say the least. but hey, it was fun and i'd do it again. i'd just make absolutely sure she was not an STD factory. and hey I hear hookers are great conversationalists too... although I can't personally vouch for that. :)

Edit: Sorry didn't mean to hijack the thread. Dude, sounds like your gf doesn't appreciate you. Either make her appreciate it or leave her. I hate people who constantly demand that you do something no matter how hard you try to satisfy them.
you'd make "absolutely sure she was not an STD factory"?
can you buy hookers that are certified STD free? do they have it in writing or something?